Few women in the public eye reach 40 without someone from their past "revealing all" to the tabloids - Selina Scott, television personality
Mr Feeld, I am now going to insert this soft tube into your rectum - Doctor at the beginning of Dennis Potter's 'Karaoke'
I changed over half-way through to watch the snooker - Mary Whitehouse, veteran TV clean-up campaigner and Potter foe
I'm always on a treadmill of having to keep going. A good year simply means that you have to pay more taxes - Felicity Kendal, actress
Chocolate has had a bad rap. If people brush their teeth regularly there is nothing wrong with eating chocolate or confectionery - Dr Mike Jardine, dental expert
Yes, yes, yes, it is coming. No one can hide the sun with his fingers - Yasser Arafat, PLO president, on the prospect of a Palestinian state
You can't go in there, it's a restricted area - Rivers Howgill, duty manager at the Royal Albert Hall, as the building's two female ghosts disappeared into the kitchensReuse content