We don't care what people say. Our little princess is in love - Jackie Cook, mother of Sarah, 13, who has married a Turkish waiter.
Thanks to the gloomy calculations of middle-age mortality, made for the protection of life insurance companies, we know that three Conservative MPs will die before the end of this summer - Roy Hattersley, Labour's former deputy leader.
We Scots can take a girl out, wine and dine her, satisfy her every sexual whim, marry her, have children, get divorced - and still have change from a fiver - Dominik Diamond, presenter of Channel 4's 'Gamesmaster'.
We're perfect for each other. We both love getting out of our heads - Oasis rocker Liam Gallagher on his romance with actress Patsy Kensit.
Scotland is the only nation in the world to have discovered oil and grown poorer - Alex Salmond, leader of the Scottish National Party.Reuse content