A hospital porter trips up, they have an investigation. A doctor kills a patient, they have a discussion.
Stephen Parker, whose daughter died in 1989, on the Royal College of Surgeons
The conflict should never have happened. We deeply regret it.
Carlos Menem, Argentine President, on the Falklands War
It is idiotic hysteria.
Tony Blair on talk of British economic crisis
The only black hole in British economic policy is the space where the Tory party's brain used to be.
Rich people love to eat the brains of live monkeys.
Cambodian official, as 70 monkeys are saved from being shipped to diners in Vietnam
Ffion's a proper wife. She does not parade in the limelight like Cherie Blair.
Ann Widdecombe on Ffion Hague
It's like asking the first person who used an abacus whether they could dream of the day when computers could be used in medicine.
Dr Samuel Braunstein, after teleporting a photon across a laboratory and being asked whether his machine could transport people
We all felt the films desecrated our school.
former pupil, at a St Trinian's school reunion
If a woman is worried about meeting Mr Right, it would be better to wait until he comes along and do it naturally.
Suzanne McCarthy, of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority, on women freezing their eggs in storage
We simpy don't respond to reviews. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad.
National Theatre spokeswoman, after critics panned 'Antony
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