Quotes of the week

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Our message is: go dirty for a couple of days - Gus Ferguson, director of Lothian Water

He never makes any noise at home ... He is very considerate to his family; he never forgets a birthday - Galina Lebedeva on her husband, Russian nationalist leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky

The Church has said all along that a flutter is fine, but the Lottery has gone way beyond that - C of E spokesman

I would have thought that even a little creep like Michael Portillo would have understood that - retired Admiral of the Fleet Lord Hill- Norton on the historic importance of Admiralty buildings now earmarked for sale

It's our first day back after Christmas and we don't know where we're at - ITV's 'This Morning' presenter Judy Finnegan after an error-strewn interview with actress Maggie Steed