Parents should encourage semaphore and carrier pigeons as a more efficient form of contact than telephones. New Age booklets should be left around the home; this may encourage teenagers to decamp to a treehouse alongside a roads protest. Brutal descriptions of abattoirs may also be useful: meat can be very expensive.
And there is one comfort. However long they live with you they will never spend more than 10p worth of cleaning fluid on that room.Reuse content