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Noel Gallagher has finally reacted to news that One Direction's fifth album will sound a bit like Oasis , and his response may just surprise you.
Believe it or not, the famously grouchy musician “cannot wait” to hear the boyband's first offering without Zayn Malik because he's intrigued to learn exactly what they mean by “Oasis-y”.
“It's kind of like a bit Oasis-y almost, which is ace. I love that,” he told Capital. “The songs have come out a bit more chilled because I think we want this to be quite a long-lasting album that you can listen to anytime.”
The world according to Noel GallagherShow all 14 1 /14The world according to Noel Gallagher The world according to Noel Gallagher On Ed Sheeran headlining Wembley "I don't think I can live in a world where that's even possible. When you hear that kind of polished pop and then there's a ginger guy with a f**king guitar it seems subversive, but it's f**king not." – NME, Jan. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On how much he doesn't want to listen to Alex Turner "I would rather drink petrol straight from the nozzle at a garage than listen to an interview with Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys. Wouldn't you?" – London Evening Standard, Feb. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On why Jay Z shouldn't have played Glastonbury "I'm not having hip-hop at Glastonbury. It's wrong." – April 2008
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On how much he hates his brother Liam "He's rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." –NME compendium
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On Beyonce's lack of talent "[If the word "artistry"] applies to Beyoncé then f**k me." –National Post, Feb. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On the losers who go to rehab "Didn't go into rehab like all me mates did – f**king lightweights." –Q Magazine, 1999
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On climate change "You can't blame rock stars for global warming when the Chinese, the Indians and the Americans have been pumping out sh*t into the atmosphere for the last 100 years." –Herald Sun, 2008
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On the Royal Family "I wouldn't wish the royal family dead, just seriously maimed. I'd take a couple legs off." –Buzzfeed
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On Kanye West "Somebody needs to buy that dumbass a dictionary so he can look up the word "artistry".... Get him a dictionary from me, I'll f**kin' sign it and give it to him so he can look it up." –Rolling Stone, Feb. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On workaholics "I don't like workaholics. Don't f**king trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c**ts. That's how wars start: busy f**kers. If terrorism had a weekend off, eventually they'd have a year off. Eventually they'd go, 'F**k this – blowing up sh*t? Football's on.'" –GQ (U.K.), Oct. 2013
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On One Direction "I don't like workaholics. Don't f**king trust them. Why are they working? I don't trust busy c**ts. That's how wars start: busy f**kers. If terrorism had a weekend off, eventually they'd have a year off. Eventually they'd go, 'F**k this – blowing up sh*t? Football's on.'" –GQ (U.K.), Oct. 2013
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On the possibility of an Oasis reunion "[You'd have to pay me] Half a billion. I'd rather it be pounds but I'll even take sh*tty dollars." –National Post, Feb. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On anyone who's ever had anything to do with books "[You'd have to pay me] Half a billion. I'd rather it be pounds but I'll even take sh*tty dollars." –National Post, Feb. 2015
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The world according to Noel Gallagher On showmanship "Stagecraft is beneath me. That guy from Maroon 5 — he needs stagecraft." –Vogue, March 2015
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Whether or not Gallagher will join the devoted Directioners upon hearing the new songs remains to be seen, but one thing he “doesn't agree with” is streaming.
“I'm on it. I'm not going to be the only person stood outside the sweetshop, banging on the window spitting," he said, before being reminded that Taylor Swift has already pulled her music from Spotify .
“How is the world going to survive that? Are we going to send in the UN peacekeepers to wherever she lives and make her change her mind?" Gallagher joked. “I feel frightened that Swiftie has done that."
Jay Z's artist-owned service Tidal doesn't get the 47-year-old's vote either.
“To get royalties you've got to get the people to part with their money which by all accounts isn't happening for Tidal at the moment,” he said. “Fair play [to Tidal] for trying to do their own thing but we're not allowed to live like rock stars anymore, goddammit.”
“I'd rather people own the records but if that's the way of the world, that's the way of the world. I'd rather have one good album a year than a billion shit songs at my fingertips. It's pointless.”
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