Sign up to Roisin O’Connor’s free weekly newsletter Now Hear This for the inside track on all things music Get our Now Hear This email for free Robbie Williams has said that he still holds a grudge against Liam Gallagher and would “love” to fight him.
The singer told GQ
Williams said: “When you go to a certain place for recovering alcoholics you have to write down a list of resentments – mine was like f***ing War And Peace .”
He revealed that he would like to set up a professional fight, much in the same way that YouTube stars KSI and Logan Paul did in September 2018.
“Oh, yes please,” Williams said. “I’d love it. But I’d want it to be a professional fight. I’ve seen how much KSI and Logan Paul made from theirs and I think we could trounce that. But, yeah, I think last time in the noughties Liam wanted to go down to an abandoned railway track or something. I don’t want to do that. It’s got to be f***ing whistles and bells if it happens.
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Misheard lyric: “There’s nothing that a hundred men on mars could ever do.”
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Misheard lyric: “One of these things is not like the others.”
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Misheard lyric: “I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa, in Aberdeen I will die, da ba dee da ba daa.”
23 of the funniest misheard song lyrics “Blinded By the Light” – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band Correct lyric: “Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.”
Misheard lyric: “Wrapped up like a douche when you’re rollin’ in the night.”
23 of the funniest misheard song lyrics “Purple Haze” – Jimi Hendrix Correct lyric: “Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.”
Misheard lyric: “Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”
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Misheard lyric: “Hold me closer Tony Danza.”
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Misheard lyric: “I’m begging you for a little sip of tea.”
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Misheard lyric: “Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing penguins?”
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Misheard lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”
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Misheard lyric: “I like big butts in a can of limes.”
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Misheard lyric: "I challenge the mighty titan and his stupid horse.”
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Misheard lyric: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
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Misheard lyric: “Now I'm feelin' so fly like a cheese stick.”
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Misheard lyric: “Calling Jamaica.”
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“Yeah, Liam and I would be a wonderful thing.”
At the Brit Awards in 2000, the former Take That singer – picking up the trophy for Best Video – asked the crowd: “Would anybody like to see me fight Liam? Liam: £100,000 of your money, £100,000 of mine… we’ll get in the ring and have a fight. Now are you gonna do it or p***y out you f***ing wimp?”
The late Royle Family star Caroline Aherne , who was presenting the award, quipped: “I vote Liam.”
Williams’s new album, The Christmas Present , is out on 22 November
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