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The great irony about Motherland , back for its third series, is that the very busy mums featured in the show wouldn’t actually have the time to watch a satirical sitcom about very busy mums.
Which is such a shame, because the writing is as sharp as ever, and the bravura performance by the ensemble cast is just as cohesive. It’s difficult to pick out a favourite in this bunch of not always terribly likeable females (plus token male). There’s Amanda (Lucy Punch), the spoilt, pretentious, recently divorced glam mum who steals most of the scenes; Anna Maxwell-Martin as the permanently exhausted lead mum, Julia now “freelance” and suffering for it; Liz, another triumph for Diane Morgan, the mum who favours the feral approach to child development development; and of course Kevin (Paul Ready), wetter than a Sunday afternoon in early October.
Fans will also appreciate the arrival of single-mum-who-has-amazing-career-and-amazing-social-life-and-amazing family, the quite literally banging Meg (Tanya Moodie ). If anything, the script (Sharon Horgan, Helen Linehan , 3am , so the whole of the latest series of Motherland will be available to watch on BBC iPlayer immediately after the first episode is broadcast.
Show all 30 1 /3030 times things went wrong on film and TV sets 30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Margot Robbie – The Wolf of Wall Street The actor says that acting in the scene where she has sex with Leonardo DiCaprio on a bed of money was really painful in The Wolf of Wall Street. “I got a million paper cuts on my back from all that money! It's not as glamorous as it sounds,” she said. “If anyone is ever planning on having sex on top of a pile of cash: don't. Or maybe real money is a bit softer, but the fake money is like paper, and when I got up off the bed, I turned around to get my robe and everyone gasped. I said, 'What is it?' And they said, 'You look like you've been whipped a million times. Your back is covered in a thousand red scratches.”
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Various cast – Jaws 2 During the filming of the sequel to Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, cast members were terrified when real hammerhead sharks started circling them in the sea. The trouble was that their screams went unheard. The crew didn’t think they were in real danger to start with because it was written into the script that they yelled for help at that point.
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren – Rocky IV The fourth in the Rocky film franchise to focus on the boxing career of the fictional Rocky Balboa, played by Sylvester Stallone, has some gripping and authentic-looking fight scenes. It’s no wonder then that during filming, Stallone actually asked Dolph Lundgren, who plays his opponent, Ivan Drago, to try to knock him out for real. But Lundgren hit him with such force that he was sent to the hospital and was in intensive care for over a week.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Marlon Brando – The Godfather Brando was infamous for his bad on-set behaviour. That is one reason why Paramount was nervous about getting him involved in Francis Ford Coppola’s mafia film. It didn’t start well, when on the first day of shooting, the actor who played the patriarch in the family, Vito Corleone, missed his overnight flight from LA to New York. His scene was rescheduled for the next day, but it cost producers $40,000.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Gucci Mane – Spring Breakers In his autobiography, rapper Gucci Mane said he was so tired on set of Harmony Korine’s crime film Spring Breakers, that he fell asleep during his big sex scene. The rapper, who plays Big Arch, a rival drug dealer of James Franco’s Alien character in the film, is seen having sex with one woman, while another sucks his toes. “I couldn’t keep my eyes open. I was knocked out, snoring . . . Harmony kept having to wake me up for takes.” In another interview, he explained why he was so exhausted. “I had a concert down there in St Petersburg, Florida, one of the days I had to shoot a scene. Same night. We started shooting at 10 o'clock in the evening until 1 or 2 o'clock.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Tom Cruise – Mission: Impossible – Fallout The action star broke his ankle while doing his own stunt on set of the sixth Mission Impossible. The scene sees Cruise completing a fast rooftop jump from one building to another, when his foot slams into the side of the wall. But instead of collapsing in a heap, he keeps going as if nothing has happened, until the end of the scene when he can be seen hobbling away. He said: “I knew instantly my ankle was broken and I really didn’t want to do it again so just got up and carried on with the take. I said, ‘It’s broken. That’s a wrap. Take me to hospital’ and then everyone got on the phone and made their vacation arrangement.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Lizzy Caplan and Michael Sheen – Masters of Sex Caplan was nervous when she had to take her clothes off in front of co-star Sheen in the TV series. It made her feel better that they were both shaky. But then disaster struck. “And we complete the scene, I place the hand on my breast and they yell “Cut” and he immediately walks over to a garbage can and throws up.“ Turns out Sheen had eaten something that upset his stomach, but Caplan didn't know that. She said: ”My whole self-confidence plummeted to the ground and I realised that I'm a monster and anybody who touches me will immediately start vomiting and that’s just the way it's going to be.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley – The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev accidentally broke Paul Wesley's finger while shooting a sex scene in The Vampire Diaries. Dobrev, who plays Elena Gilbert, falls in love with the good-natured vampire Stefan Salvatore (Wesley) in the supernatural teen drama TV series. But they certainly weren’t expecting any injuries at work that day. In an interview, Wesley said: “Being the not-suave guy that I am, my thumb got bent back in a romantic scene where I slowly lowered Nina onto a bed. I was out of commission for a week.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan - 50 Shades of Grey Obviously this could be a load of hype to promote the first erotic film in the franchise, but there were certainly a lot of terrible sex scenes in which things could go wrong. Johnson, who plays Anastasia Steele, becomes romantically linked to Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) and they act out their BDSM desires. Johnson, who wore a modesty thong glued to her body while Dornan wore a “wee bag” to protect his modesty, said: “I got whiplash once from him throwing me on the bed. So f***ing painful. I wish we had a gag reel from the shoot.”
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Michael Imperioli – Goodfellas Michael Imperioli is best known for his role as Tony Soprano’s protégé, Christopher Moltisanti in The Sopranos. During the filming of his death scene in Martin Scorsese’s Goodfellas, Imperioli cut his hand on a glass and was taken to hospital, where the doctors sped in to treat his fake bullet wounds.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Bill Murray – Groundhog Day During the filming of Groundhog Day, Murray was more irritable than usual as he was going through a divorce and was prone to disappearing from set. He had been asked to get an assistant to ease communication between him, the director Harold Raims and the studio. He was against the idea, so he hired somebody who was deaf and spoke only in sign language, which nobody on set, including Murray, could understand. Ramis said: “Bill said, ‘Don’t worry, I'm going to learn sign language.’ And I think it was so inconvenient that in a couple of weeks, he gave that up. That’s anti-communication, you know? Let’s not talk.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Lena Dunham – Girls It was a small mishap for Dunham when her nude patch kept falling off in scenes that required nudity. Dunham, who plays aspiring writer Hannah in her comedy-drama TV series Girls, said: “I stopped wearing the nude patch after the first season of Girls. There’s not one guy who works on that show who hasn’t seen the inside of my vagina. You glue it over your vagina. It gets sweaty and always falls off. My male co-stars, at the end of the day, don’t care.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Kurt Russell – The Hateful Eight In one scene of Quentin Tarantino’s 2015 Western thriller, Jennifer Jason Leigh as Daisy Domergue plays a guitar. It is a vintage Martin guitar from the 19th century, worth roughly $40,000, which had been loaned out from the Martin Museum in Pennsylvania. But a misunderstanding on Russell’s part led to an expensive mistake. The valuable guitar was meant to be swapped over with a replica prop when he snatched it from her. Russell had not read the memo, though, and smashed the antique guitar against a wall, while shouting “Music time is over”. As a result, the Martin Museum – which called the guitar a "priceless, irreplaceable artefact" – vowed never to loan guitars out to movies again.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Robert Pattinson and Julianne Moore – Maps to the Stars The Twilight and Lost City of Z actor played Jerome, a limousine driver and struggling actor, in David Cronenberg’s acerbic Hollywood satire. It was while he got intimate in the back of a car with Moore’s character, a washed-up actress, that he ran into problems and started sweating profusely. “I sweat like a f***ing crazy person,” he said. “I was trying to literally catch drops of sweat to stop them hitting her back. Afterwards she was like, 'Are you having a panic attack?' It was so embarrassing.”
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal - Love and other Drugs Hathaway accidentally stripped off too soon when she thought cameras were rolling during the filming of Love and other Drugs. She stars alongside Jake Gyllenhaal in the erotic film based on the non-fiction book Hard Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman by Jamie Reidy. “I have to remove my trench coat and be nude underneath, and I thought we were filming,” she said. “But it turned out we were just rehearsing and I got unnecessarily naked in front of a lot of people!”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Edward James Olmos - Battlestar Galactica In a 2007 episode of the reboot of Battlestar Galactica TV series, Olmos’s character William Adama, the commanding officer of BS Galactica, is playing around with a model ship when he gets carried away by improvising and smashes it to smithereens. The model ship was, however, museum quality and according to Olmos, who had no idea at the time, it was worth roughly $200,000.
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Allison Janney and Michael Lerner in Life During Wartime During a sex scene against a wall for the 2009 comedy-drama, Allison Jamey's co-star Michael Lerner went crashing to the ground. “We had to have sex up against a wall and they started spraying us with glistening stuff to make us look sweaty, but no one seemed to realise that we were standing on a marble floor,” she said. “They said ‘Action’ and he pulled me up against the wall and his feet slipped out from under him and he went crashing down on the floor. It was terrible, but it was one of those moments I'll never forget.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde in The Change-Up The Deadpool star was taken aback when his co-star Olivia Wilde painted smiley faces on her underwear during a sex scene, that he completely forgot what he was doing. “In the scene, she’s sitting there and I take her top off and the bra off, and she has those panties on, but she’s drawn these adorable little smiley faces on them,” he said. “And I forget every line. Not just from this movie, but from every other movie I’ve done.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Sean Connery and Lana Turner – Another Time, Another Place Sean Connery and the American actress Lana Turner were filming a love scene when Turner’s gangster boyfriend Johnny Stompanato showed up uninvited. Turner was playing an American journalist who has a love affair with a BBC war correspondent (played by Connery). But her boyfriend was so jealous that he showed up with a gun in his hand, and threatened to kill Connery. Bravely, Connery grabbed the gun from his hand and twisted the boyfriend’s wrist until he fled off the set. Turner’s turbulent life continued when her daughter Cheryl killed Stompanato with a kitchen knife fearing that he was going to kill her mother after he showed up at their house in the US – but in the trial it was deemed as justifiable homicide.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Christian Serratos and Michael Cudlitz - The Walking Dead The long-running TV show focuses more on blood and violence than sex. But during one scene between Rosita (Christian Serratos) and Abraham (Michael Cudlitz) things nearly went pear-shaped when they had to get intimate in front of 30 crew members, who were drinking coffee and eating ramen noodles. Cudlitz, who was on top of Serratos, said they were nearly naked but covered – but then as they were “humping”, the cover got knocked off, leaving Serratos practically naked. The actor said: “Then we just started laughing, because it's ridiculous. It's two people, we barely know each other, lying on top of each other naked.”
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Mel Brooks - Blazing Saddles During the filming of Blazing Saddles, a man wandered into a scene of the film. He wasn’t part of the crew or cast but when the director Mel Brooks got the man moved on, he returned again, seemingly not understanding the request. Brooks then sent over a waiver for him to sign and left him in the movie for a laugh. He can be spotted at the end of the film wearing a jumper and standing on a sidewalk watching the action as people run out of the Warner Brothers studio front gates.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Superbad Not really a mishap, but it was certainly an awkward moment behind the camera for the then 17-year-old actor, who legally had to have his mother on set for his first-ever sex scene, in which he says, “It’s in. Oh, my God, it’s in.” “She got there, and I had fake sexual intercourse in front of her,” Mintz-Plasse said. “Afterwards we didn't talk about it; we still don't speak about that moment.”
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone – The Specialist Stallone and Stone had absolutely no chemistry in the 1994 American spy thriller, but when the Basic Instinct star refused to get naked for the shower scene, it was potentially a huge problem. Stallone admitted they had to get drunk on vodka for filming to even start. “Ok. Let it be known, I didn’t want this scene because Sharon was not cooperating. We get to the set and she decided not to take off her robe off. The director asks only a few of the crew to remain, and she still won’t take it off. I promised her I wouldn’t take any liberties, so what’s the problem? She said, ‘I’m just sick of nudity.’ I asked her if she could get sick of it on somebody else’s film. She was having none of it, so I went down to my trailer, bought back a bottle of Black Death vodka that was given to me by Michael Douglas and after half-a-dozen shots we were wet and wild.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Margot Robbie and Alexander Skarsgard – The Legend of Tarzan Apparently Robbie – who plays Jane - punched her Tarzan co-star Skarsgard after getting carried away during the filming of their climatic sex scene. The director David Yates asked them to be a little more violently passionate. “I didn’t injure Alexander,” she said. “And I didn’t punch him in the face, at least not hard. But he’s a pretty strong guy. He can take it. We just got carried away a bit.”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Henry Cavill – The Tudors Cavill says he had to “apologise profusely” after he got aroused on set, adding that “It had only happened to him once”. “A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts and I hadn't rearranged my stuff into a harmless position. She's basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard.” He claimed there was nothing sexy about onscreen sex scenes. “All you’re doing is smacking your nuts against someone and nothing is going in.” But he added: “It’s not great when you’re in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it?”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Jesse Metcalfe – Desperate Housewives It’s not just Henry Cavill who got aroused during filming a sex scene. Metcalfe, who played John Rowland, experienced the same issue during his first onscreen sex scene with Eva Longoria’s Gabrielle Solis. He said: “We were rehearsing and then the director was like, 'OK, get out of bed, we have to reset the set', and I was like, 'I need a minute.'“ He added: “It doesn't happen that frequently” because ”there are a lot of people on set, and it can be very technical, but it happens from time to time."
30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Christopher Guest and Cary Elwes – The Princess Bride When you see the dashing Westley (Cary Elwes) fall to the ground unconscious during a fight scene in Rob Reiner’s The Princess Bride, it really happened. Christopher Guest, who was playing Count Tyrone Rugen, knocked Elwes out by accident, when he hit him on the head with the butt of his sword. Elwes also broke his toe during the first week of filming when he was “messing around” between scenes on co-star Andre the Giant’s all-terrain vehicle. But the actor, who was in his first major role, hid the injury for the rest of the film as best he could. “I was limping a bit, you can see it in some of the scenes – you can see that I was limping into the fire swamp (during a scene with Robin Wright).”
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets John Malkovich – Being John Malkovich The star was filming the scene in which he storms off after he discovers Craig Schwartz (John Cusack) has been renting out his brain to strangers. According to the director, Spike Jonze, a drunk extra then threw a beer can from a moving car at his head while shouting “Hey Malkovich, think fast!” Jonze liked the scene so much that he left it in the film. The extra had his day rate bumped up to $700 a day because he had a speaking role.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets Viggo Mortensen – The Lord of the Rings When Aragon (Mortensen) thinks that two of the hobbits are dead in a scene in The Two Towers, he lets out a gigantic primeval cry as he kicks his helmet in anger and falls to the floor. This behaviour would seem like an appropriate response to the grief his character feels but in reality, the actor had actually broken two toes while kicking his helmet.
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30 times things went wrong on film and TV sets The entire cast of Roar But whatever the mishap, nothing can surely be as bad as it was on set for director Noel Marshall’s family, who were cast in his 1981 adventure comedy film Roar? During filming, his then wife Tippi Hendren and her daughter Melanie Griffith, as well as his two sons, John and Jerry, were mauled by lions. Heddren suffered multiple scalp wounds while Marshall was bitten so many times, he ended up hospitalised with gangrene.
Those of us who have the great misfortune to have to live in what Boris Johnson persists calling “the greatest city in the world” know well the fear of rising crime, and particularly serious personal assault by knife, gun or even oven cleaner. The Met: Policing London offers a more or less reassuring image of how dedicated police officers are doing their best, after years of cuts and neglect. I always thought the riots of 2011 were both a prophecy and a warning of how fragile the principle of policing by consent necessarily is. At least in parts of the capital, we are perhaps starting to understand what can happen when criminals lose their fear of the law.
The Met: Policing London shows the dedication of officers after years of neglect (BBC) It was only matter of time before television turned its attention to the phenomenon that is pickled onion flavour Monster Munch, a tasty snack that thoroughly deserves its cult status. The crunch, the slightly crumbly texture compromised by a tiny greasiness, the piquancy of the favouring, just the right side of palatability, the garish packaging, the amusing crude shapes of the processed corn, fashioned by man and machine into barely recognisable facsimiles of feet and claws – the pickled onion Monster Munch’s place in the junk food pantheon is assured.
Truly, then, made by Snackmasters Siriex , who you may recognise as the charming maitre d’ on First Dates .
There’s a lot of Ian Hislop around next week, Have I Got News for You is back for an autumn run, with Hislop and Paul Merton as team captains and with Martin Clunes in the chair. No shortage of material, I fear, for the satirists, which means that someone at least, apart for the hedge fund managers, is doing well out of Brexit.
Ian Hislop and Paul Merton return with HIGNFY (BBC) Equally timely is Ian Hislop’s Fake News Story . We are about to enter a world where clever AI software can manufacture – almost – entirely realistic image of, say, politicians doing and saying things that they did not do so in real life. But Hislop adds the important perspective that, of course fake news – propaganda, distorted truths, half facts and straightforward lies – have been with us since the first time that the world of the politician and the media collided. After all the Sunday Sport once claimed to have found Elvis Presley on a London bus on Mars, or soothing (that is my partly made up version of a made up Sunday Sport story from about 1988. Another was that Elvis was working in a fish shop in Essex, frying hound-dog fish. You’re welcome). The case of Christopher Blair, who creates made up stories and images to annoy America’s alt-right proves the points that; people will believe anything; and fake news is not confined to any single political outlook or cause. No wonder that a professional satirist such as Hislop is concerned that the nonsense he pumps out in Private Eye or on HIGNIFY will be taken literally by some. You couldn’t make it up, as they say, or could you?
The Great Model Railway Challenge is a niche alternative to Strictly (Channel 5) Last, it would be remiss of me to fail to mention the miniature charms of Channel 5’s The Great Model Railway Challenge , now on Saturday evening as a niche but worthy competitor to the boring Strictly Come Dancing , the World Athletics Championship and Britain’s Got Talent on the three big channels. Maybe not all aboard, but a small scenic journey awaits.
Motherland ( BBC2 , Monday 10pm ); The Met: Policing London ( BBC1 , Thursday 9pm ); Snackmasters (Channel 4, Tuesday 9.15pm); Have I Got News for You ( BBC1 , Friday 9pm ); Ian Hislop’s Fake News Story ( BBC4 , Monday 9pm ); The Great Model Railway Challenge (Channel 5, Saturday 8pm )
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