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It’s Santa’s AGM. But he’s not having a happy corporate Christmas

James Moore imagines the scene as Santa and Rudolph face the shareholders

Sunday 22 December 2019 20:48 GMT
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Santa’s revenues are down and he’s struggling to explain it to his shareholders
Santa’s revenues are down and he’s struggling to explain it to his shareholders

The scene: the annual meeting of Claus Festive Joy Solutions and Logistics PLC formerly Santa Claus PLC. Chair Rudolph “Red” Reindeer stands up and opens proceedings

Rudolph: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Merry Christmas! I’d like to welcome you to this year’s AGM. In a moment I’ll hand you over to our CEO and founder, Santa Claus.

“First I’d like to make to make a few brief remarks. As you know, we have had a challenging year, however, I want to stress we regard the press attention given to our SantaPlan bonus scheme for our CEO to be entirely unwarranted.

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