It’s Santa’s AGM. But he’s not having a happy corporate Christmas
James Moore imagines the scene as Santa and Rudolph face the shareholders
The scene: the annual meeting of Claus Festive Joy Solutions and Logistics PLC formerly Santa Claus PLC. Chair Rudolph “Red” Reindeer stands up and opens proceedings
Rudolph: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Merry Christmas! I’d like to welcome you to this year’s AGM. In a moment I’ll hand you over to our CEO and founder, Santa Claus.
“First I’d like to make to make a few brief remarks. As you know, we have had a challenging year, however, I want to stress we regard the press attention given to our SantaPlan bonus scheme for our CEO to be entirely unwarranted.
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