Everything you need to know about the royal baby

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their second child, as announced on Twitter.

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Twitter might be a good place to avoid for the next six months if you're a republican.

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But you might want to start a #prayforsimonmccoy hashtag before you go.

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Never forget how The Independent reported the event of Prince George's christening.

With a 19-word nib on page 27 the day after.

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Or how Private Eye reported his birth.

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The baby will be a baby.

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And royal.

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That's it.

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