April Fools' Day 2015: The best hoax news stories from around the internet

Once more into the Dad-joke breach, dear friends

It's that time of year again, when the weather gets warmer and I start only wearing cut-off jean shorts like a hillbilly and standing next to sprinklers with my mouth open. Oh, also it's April Fools' Day!

It seems to get bigger every year, and I'm convinced by 1 April, 2029 Nasa will fly the first manned mission to Mars only to turn it around inches from the surface just to fully commit to the joke.

The Guardian

The Mirror

The Telegraph

Bloomberg

Daily Mail

Metro

BBC

The Independent

CNN

The Independent

Every day is 'bizarre news story you'll struggle to believe is true' day in 2015.

All of the stories above are real and were collated from the past week.

Never change, internet.