'Everybody knows sh*t f*ck' is the only dance move you need

Berlin synth-popper starts dance revolution

Forget the Duggie and the twerk, the only shape you need to be cutting at the office Christmas party this year is Stephen Paul Taylor's 'Everybody Knows Sh*t F*ck' side-step.

It was debuted in an Instagram video last week, which sees a keyboard player – all limbs and metallic clothing – busting it as a sort of interpretive dance about his frustration with the government.

He's actually saying "Everybody knows sh*t's f*cked", which makes slightly more sense, but isn't nearly as funny as the way the utterance sounds, leading to the meme's 'Everybody knows sh*t f*ck' christening.

A video posted by Louisa Menke (@louisaamenke) on Dec 12, 2014 at 1:28am PST

Claiming to be "quite possibly the most notorious keyboard player in all of Berlin," SPT has since revealed that the song is about a system that's "creating another Pearl Harbor / killing its own kind" and follows on from other tracks he's written about 9/11.

Everybody knows sh*t's f*cked, and really who could doubt it when the man side-steps with such conviction?

Update: Here's your full-length EDM remix: