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In 10 hours, you could fly to the other side of the world, you could watch all three Lord of the Rings films or you could run the London Marathon TWICE and still have time for a spot of lunch afterwards. However, if you play for Aston Villa, one thing you can’t do is score.
It’s this lack of goals that has led to manager Paul Lambert’s future coming under some serious questions, but it appears that one fan has the answer.
Six-year-old Jude Branson has written a letter to Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho asking for him to call it a day at Stamford Bridge and head over to Villa Park, and he even asks if he can bring Diego Costa with him.
Aston Villa - the latest match in picturesShow all 108 1 /108Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Southampton 6 Aston Villa 1 Shane Long curls in Southampton's fifth goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Southampton 6 Aston Villa 1 Shane Long added a fourth for Southampton
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Southampton 6 Aston Villa 1 Mane scores his third to net the fastest ever Premier League hat-trick
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Southampton 6 Aston Villa 1 Mane scores his second to double Southampton's lead
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Southampton 6 Aston Villa 1 Sadio Mane celebrates netting the fastest hat-trick in Premier League history
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 3 Everton 2 Romelu Lukaku challenges for the ball with Ron Vlaar
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 3 Everton 2 Christian Benteke scores for Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 3 Everton 2 Jores Okore and Steven Naismith challenge for the ball
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 3 Everton 2 Tom Cleverley scores for Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 4 Christian Benteke celebrates after opening the scoring
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 4 Gabriel Agbonlahor of Aston Villa scores their second goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 4 Agbonlahor scores the third goal for Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 4 Christian Benteke of Aston Villa celebrates scoring their fourth goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 4 Tim Sherwood celebrates after seeing his side score four goals in the first half
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 West Brom 1 Gabriel Agbonlahor celebrates opening the scoring for Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 West Brom 1 Tim Sherwood celebrates after Aston Villa open the scoring against West Brom
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 West Brom 1 Saido Berahino celebrates scoring the equaliser for West Brom against Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 West Brom 1 Christian Benteke of Aston Villa celebrates scoring the winner for Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Stoke 2 Victor Moses broke Tom Sherwood's heart with a late winner from the spot.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Stoke 2 Mame Biram Diouf dragged Stoke back into the game with a well-taken equaliser.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Stoke 2 Scott Sinclair put Tim Sherwood's men in front in the first half.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Stoke 2 Tim Sherwood was making his Aston Villa debut in the Villa Park dugout against Stoke.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Hull 2 Aston Villa 0 Dame N'Doye celebrates his goal for Hull
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Arsenal 5 Aston Villa 0 Theo Walcott strikes Arsenal's third
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Arsenal 5 Aston Villa 0 Mesut Ozil celebrates his goal, Arsenal's second
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Arsenal 5 Aston Villa 0 Mesut Ozil gets on the scoresheet for the Gunners
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Bournemouth 1 Carles Gil celebrates his first goal for Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 2 Rickie Lambert celebrates his goal against Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 2 Paul Lambert reacts after his Aston Villa side miss an effort on goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 2 Liverpool celebrates after Fabio Borini puts them ahead early on
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Liverpool 2 Fabio Borini taps the ball into the net to put Liverpool ahead
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 Ciaran Clark is shown a red card after picking up his second booking
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 Matty James is shown a red card for his part in the fracas between the two teams
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 The incident quickly becomes a shoving match between all players from both teams
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 Matty James and Ciaran Clark square up after the latters rash challenge on Jores Akore
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 Leonardo Ulloa slides in on Ashley Westwood
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Leicester 1 Aston Villa 0 Marcin Wasilewski catches Gabriel Agbonlahor with a challenge
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Blackpool 0 Christian Benteke of Aston Villa scores the opening goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Blackpool 0 Joe Cole of Aston Villa is tackled by David Perkins of Blackpool
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Crystal Palace 0 Alan Pardew watches Crystal Palace from the stands against Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Crystal Palace 0 Christian Benteke of Aston Villa and Adrian Mariappa of Crystal Palace battle for the ball during the goalless draw
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Sunderland 0 Fabian Delph of Aston Villa was shown a red card by referee Martin Atkinson
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Sunderland 0 Despite the Aston Villa midfielder's early dismissal, Sunderland were unable to take advantage
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Swansea 1 Aston Villa 0 Wilfried Bony leaps highest to meet a cross, but his header is off-target
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Swansea 1 Aston Villa 0 Jefferson Montero is forced off with injury
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Swansea 1 Aston Villa 0 Brad Guzan is unable to stop Gylfi Sigurdsson's free-kick going in the back of the net
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Manchester United 1 Manchester United players embrace striker Radamel Falcao after his goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Manchester United 1 Radamel Falcao celebrates scoring the equaliser against Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Manchester United 1 Christian Benteke celebrates scoring the opening goal against Manchester United
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Manchester United 1 Christian Benteke scores a beautiful curling effort to put Aston Villa ahead
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Leonardo Ulloa put Leicester in front after Brad Guzan spilled a shot
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Ciaran Clark headed home the equaliser from a free-kick
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Ashley Westwood is carried off on a stretcher after picking up a first-half injury
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Alan Hutton fires home his first goal for Aston Villa and what would turn out to be the match-winner
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Leicester left-back Paul Konchesky was sent off after clashing with Hutton
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 2 Leicester 1 Paul Lambert's team are now unbeaten in five but Nigel Pearson has not won in 10
Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Crystal Palace 0 Aston Villa 1 Christian Benteke wheels away in celebration
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Paul Lambert on the bench without the now-departed Roy Keane
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Joe Cole celebrates scoring on his first start for the club
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Gabby Agbonlahor challenges Tom Heaton in the Burnley goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Ashley Barnes holds off Carlos Sanchez
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Aly Cissokho holds of Burnley winger Michael Kightly
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Burnley 1 Aston Villa 1 Danny Ings scored an 87th-minute penalty to earn Burnley a vital point
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 James Collins leaps to clear a corner
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 Nathan Baker stretches out a leg to stop West Ham striker Diafra Sakho
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 Collins tussles with Gabriel Agbonlahor at Upton Park
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 Alex Song wins the ball in midfield ahead of Charles N'Zogbia
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 Enner Valencia sees a late strike saved by Villa goalkeeper Brad Guzan
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures West Ham 0 Aston Villa 0 The point ended a run of six straight defeats by Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Tottenham 2 Andreas Weimann celebrates after ending Villa's long wait for a goal to put the home side in front
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Tottenham 2 Nacer Chadli pulls Tottenham level in the 84 minute
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 1 Tottenham 2 Harry Kane celebrates scoring Spurs' winning goal with Andros Townsend
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures QPR 2 Aston Villa 0 QPR celebrate the opening goal against Aston Villa
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures QPR 2 Aston Villa 0 Zamora and Lowton in action
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures QPR 2 Aston Villa 0 Rob Green makes a useful intervention
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures QPR 2 Aston Villa 0 Yoon Suk Young makes a tackle
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures QPR 2 Aston Villa 0 Charlie Austin celebrates his second goal of the game
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Everton 3 Aston Villa 0 Seamus Coleman taps in the home side's third goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Everton 3 Aston Villa 0 Romelu Lukaku celebrates his goal which doubles Everton's lead
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Everton 3 Aston Villa 0 Ross Barkley in action for Everton on his comeback from injury
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Everton 3 Aston Villa 0 Phil Jagielka opens the scoring for the Toffees
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Willian tapped in from just a yard out to make sure of the three points for the Blues
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Diego Costa powered a header past Brad Guzan to score an eighth Premier League goal in only six matches this season
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Fabian Delph moves out of the clutches of Chelsea forward Eden Hazard
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Jose Mourinho celebrated his 250th match as Chelsea manager with another victory
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 0 Restored back into the starting line-up, Brazilian Oscar slotted home to give the Blues the lead
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Aly Cissokho rues his mistake
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Kieran Gibbs puts a cross into the box which leads to Aly Cissokho scoring an own-goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Danny Welbeck celebrates his goal
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Danny Welbeck makes it two for the Gunners with his first for the club
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Mesut Ozil opens the scoring for Arsenal with a calmly slotted finish
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Ex-Gunner Phillippe Senderos clears the ball
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0 Arsenal 3 Santi Cazorla is tackled
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Liverpool 0 Aston Villa 1 Gabby Agbonlahor wheels away after putting the visitors ahead.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Liverpool 0 Aston Villa 1 Tom Cleverley was making his first start for Aston Villa while Mario Balotelli made his home debut.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Liverpool 0 Aston Villa 1 Steven Gerrard gives Mario Balotelli a pep-talk before the Premier League clash with Aston Villa.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle Daryl Janmaat prevails in a tussle with Aston Villa left-back Aly Cissokho. The summer signing from Feyenoord has impressed Newcastle United supporters so far.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle Paul Lambert and Aston Villa assistant manager Roy Keane look on during the match. Keane was characteristically active on the sidelines
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle New Aston Villa signing Carlos Sanchez was named on the bench and replaced Charles N'Zogbia in the 62nd minute.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle The Villa Park faithful were enthusiastic about the first use of the 'vanishing spray' during the match with Newcastle United. It produced possibly the loudest cheer of the match.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle Roy Keane exchanges words with Daryl Janmaat during the goalless draw between Aston Villa and Newcastle United.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle Newcastle United defender Mike Williamson saw red in the second half in a fiery affair at Villa Park.
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 Gabby Agbonlahor flies in to make a tackle on Erik Pieters during the first half of the contest
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 Stoke City skipper Ryan Shawcross shields the ball from Charles N'Zogbia, allowing Asmir Begovic to safely collect
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 Andreas Weimann celebrates the goal that put Aston Villa into the lead at the Britannia, he fired home from a narrow angle
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 One Aston Villa fan got a bit over-excited when Weimann scored, running onto the field to celebrate with the players
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 Glenn Whelan tackles Aston Villa new boy Kieran Richardson, signed from Fulham this summer, in the middle of the park
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Aston Villa - the latest match in pictures Stoke City 0 Aston Villa 1 Stoke's Marko Arnautovic evades Charles N'Zogbia to put the home side on the attack
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Showing off his letter while wearing a Villa kit, Jude believes that the addition of ‘The Special One’ along with the fiery striker will be enough to get the Midlands’ club firing on all cylinders and save them from the relegation dogfight they currently find themselves in.
Jude wrote: “Dear Mr Mourinho, My name is Jude. I am 6 years old and I support Aston Villa. You are my favourite manager. Please could you manage Villa and bring Costa with you? We need help. Thank you Jude Branson.”
Paul Lambert hasn't seen his side score a goal in over 10 hours of football (GETTY IMAGES) Speaking to the Birmingham Mail, Jude’s father Phil Branson admitted that the pairs’ visit to Villa Park last month to witness the 2-0 defeat to Liverpool proved to be the tipping point for young Jude.
He said: “I took him to the Liverpool match last month and that was the point where he started to get annoyed.
“We were walking out of the ground after the final whistle and he was moaning asking why we never score or never win.
“The thing is, this is a lad that is totally obsessed with the club, they can do no wrong in his eyes and even he was getting annoyed.
“He said he wanted us to get a new manager so I asked him who does he want.
“Straight away he said Mourinho, no messing! At least he’s got good taste!
“He said he was going to write to him when he got home, so he did. He’s asked Mourinho to come and help, and he’s also asked if he could bring Costa. He’s still convinced that Mourinho is going to come and sort us out.”
Mourinho's last visit to Villa Park saw him sent to the stands (GETTY IMAGES) Despite the heart-warming plea for help, Jude may want to reconsider his No 1 target, given Mourinho has never won at Villa Park. The Chelsea manager has suffered defeat on his last two visits which came in 2007 and 2014, while the other two matches there have ended in a draw.
Of course, that could all change today with the two sides squaring off against each other.
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