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OVERVIEW

This completely over-the-top hotel is dripping in bling, and has both an English and a Thai restaurant, an opulent bar, outdoor pool and flamboyant guest rooms. With copious use of leather, gold, velvet, polished wood and marble, its interiors are just on the right side of sumptuous.


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OUR REVIEW

THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

Located in the attractive market town of Beaconsfield, just off the M40 or a 30-minute train ride from London Marylebone.

By car: 45 minutes from Oxford, under an hour from London and under 2 hours from Bristol and Birmingham. Free parking on-site.

By train: London Marylebone to Beaconsfield takes 25 minutes. The hotel is a 5-minute drive (or 20-minute walk) from the station. Book trains to Beaconsfield.

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THE LOOK AND FEEL

The Crazy Bear is bling on steroids: its fabulously ornate cocktail bar, restaurant and lounge area on the ground floor is reminiscent of a plush, vulgar nightclub. Mini-chandeliers, patterned leather walls and ceiling panels, green marble flooring, numerous stuffed animals and crushed velvet ceilings all come together to create an unforgettable, over-the-top vibe.

THE FACILITIES

As well as the bar and two restaurants, there is a terrace and heated outdoor swimming pool. Massages are available too.

  • Restaurant
  • Bar
  • Terrace
  • Outdoor pool
  • Jacuzzi
  • Adult-only
  • Free parking
  • Free Wi-Fi

BED AND BATH

The opulent, decadent guest rooms are all individually designed and have such luxuries as bathrobes, a flat-screen TV and touch-activated mood lighting.

Room types: Tiny, Deluxe, Superior, Junior Suite, Suite

Key amenities: ensuite bathroom with toiletries, hairdryer, TV, free Wi-Fi

FOOD AND DRINK

There are two restaurants, one serving English food, the other Thai. Both are opulently decorated, but the food is a bit more traditional. There is also a bar, which is wild, featuring chandeliers, leather banquettes and velvet chairs.

English Restaurant: seasonal menus, small plates, prime cuts and signature mains. Open daily, 7am-10pm.

Thai Restaurant: seasonal à la carte menu and sharing plates. Open daily for dinner, Fri-Sun for lunch. Sharing menu from £34.

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