'50 Shades of Steve Buscemi' is a way more intriguing film

'You can bet your keister I'm gonna get a piece of that pie'

(Boo Ya Pictures)

A woman's sex odyssey with her good-looking boss is cliche, but a woman's unexplained sex odyssey with Steve Buscemi is something I could get behind. So to speak. Oh Christ.

Presumably sick of seeing the 50 Shades of Grey trailer in its original form in every advert break, Boo Ya Pictures decide to re-cut it using the actor's more libidinous scenes.

Most are taken from Boardwalk Empire, full of thigh-slipping and cigar-smoking and even a little dildo-brandishing.

The dialogue is also an improvement, including the wonderful: "You can bet your keister I'm gonna get a piece of that pie."

Sadly 50 Shades of Buscemi won't be making it cinemas, but the original, featuring much less sex than fans of the book were hoping for, opens in cinemas on Valentine's Day.

@christophhooton