The Way Back, Peter Weir, 134 mins (12A)
Little Fockers, Paul Weitz, 100 mins (12A)

Distance, hunger, a tale of inspiring endurance... I love the Boxing Day walk

Did you hear the one about the Pole, the Russian and the American who walked 4,000 miles? There are times when The Way Back feels as programmatic as a lounge-bar joke, but there's precious little comedy in it.

The bigger issue with Peter Weir's respectable new film is that there's not quite enough drama in it, either. It's set in 1941, when the aforementioned Polish soldier (Jim Sturgess), Russian thug (Colin Farrell) and American engineer (Ed Harris) break out of a Siberian labour camp – an escape so easy Weir doesn't bother to show them doing it. They then trek south through forests and deserts, four faceless comrades making up the numbers.

Regular close-ups of swollen, bleeding feet leave no doubt as to the toughness of the hike, but with no external threats or internal tensions, the film, like its heroes, just keeps tramping on. The camp's guards give up their chase within minutes, and while Farrell has "villain" written all over him – almost literally, given his penchant for jailhouse tattoos – he and the others remain calm and compassionate, even as they cope with near-starvation. I've had angrier disputes on country rambles with friends. On the plus side, the scenery is fantastic. But a film intended as a hymn to human endurance probably shouldn't be tempting you to plan a walking holiday.

Little Fockers is the third episode in the Meet The Parents franchise. It's funnier and less outlandish than the previous one (no battle-bus, no truth serum, not much Dustin and Barbra), but it lacks the universal premise that benefited both the first two films. With no more parents for anyone to meet, this one can't decide whether it's about Robert De Niro's heart condition, Ben Stiller's new house, his marriage to Teri Polo, their children's primary school, or Jessica Alba's gratuitous lingerie shots. The little Fockers themselves – Stiller's five-year-old twins – barely get a look-in.



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