I don’t know what your morning routine is, but after moisturising and squeezing a fresh orange juice, I like to put on a tuxedo, head out into the woods and perform Beethoven duel-wielding Glock handguns.

Understandably, no-one is willing to hold the camera for this one, but fortunately the International Practical Shooting Confideration of (you guessed it) Russia have captured the hobby on camera.

The sharpshooter’s ‘Firearm Symphony’, which is backed by a violinist and keyboard player, is not limited to classical music, with the man also giving a rendition of Old MacDonald using the targets tuned to specific notes.

Now we just need someone with an AK-47 to have a go at the work of Sorabji.