Somewhere an old Italian man is weeping

Don’t you hate it when you’re eating a slice of pizza, but there’s nowhere to store the next slice you’re eyeing up? I mean it’s not like they come in boxes or anything?

Fortunately, the aptly named StupidIdiotic have got your back, selling a ‘Pizza Pouch’ for $8 that allows you to keep and carry a backup slice.

It has a durable zip-lock to keep your pie fresh, and a neck-strap so you can proudly wear it round your neck like a lanyard, guaranteeing you success on all dates and access to 95% of corporate functions, probably.

Just look at the model in the picture, he’s absolutely delighted with his new accessory.

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The lanyard can also be used to hold other triangular-shaped objects, and for flagellating yourself for frittering away all of your income on pointless sh*t.