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How We Met: Simon Mayo & Mark Kermode

'The minute we met we fell to talking in a way some think sounds like a bickering married couple'

Interviews by Rhiannon Harries

Back chat: 'It sounds terrible said aloud,' says Kermode 'but Simon and I thrive on conflict'

Kelda Hole

Back chat: 'It sounds terrible said aloud,' says Kermode 'but Simon and I thrive on conflict'

Simon Mayo, 50, has been a radio presenter at the BBC since 1981. After 15 years on Radio 1, he joined Radio Five Live in 2001, where he presents the weekday afternoon slot. In 2008 he won Radio Broadcaster of the Year. He lives in London with his wife and children

Mark and I first met in 1994 when I moved from the Radio 1 Breakfast Show to the mid-morning slot. One of the new things I wanted to bring in was movie reviews, so Matthew Bannister, the new controller, got Mark in to do a trial with me.

Shy, unassuming, not too opinionated – Mark was none of these things. It was instantly clear he had the two requirements for the role: extraordinary knowledge of film and total shamelessness in spouting his views – Mark has 100 per cent confidence in what he thinks.

It's not just about knowing your stuff, though, it's about being able to give a performance, and Mark is definitely a performer. I went to see him entertain in a different capacity the other day, in fact, playing with his rockabilly band the Dodge Brothers for their album launch. It was a bit like the Stray Cats in 1982, except without any of the hits. They do a very fine line in songs about transport and homicide.

After a five-year stint together on Radio 1, Mark decided he was too old for the station, so we didn't work together for a while, but as soon as I joined Five Live, I got him back for the weekly movie review.

It's hard to pinpoint where our on-air chemistry comes from. I think if it works, it is because we genuinely have fun. People have this belief that Mark and I don't like each other because we bicker. But quite clearly the only reason we can do that is because the opposite is true. If Mark strays towards the pompous or verbose, that's when I might wheedle my way into the conversation, or rather the monologue, and take him down a peg or two.

We occasionally go to film screenings together – the last one was Lesbian Vampire Killers. No one is allowed to so much as move in the cinema when Mark's around. I wanted to Twitter but he looked at me very crossly until I put my phone away. We are both supposed be Twittering for the show, but Mark hasn't got a clue. If he could even remotely engage with the technology of the 21st century it would make my life a lot easier. Unfortunately, he's stuck in the 1950s, probably because that's where his clothes come from.

Mark Kermode, 45, is a film critic who writes for Sight and Sound. He is resident reviewer on Simon Mayo's BBC Five Live show and co-presents The Culture Show on BBC Two. He lives in the New Forest with his wife and children

Simon and I virtually met on air and for years we almost never saw each other socially, partly because he lives in London and I live down in the New Forest, partly because we are equally anti-social people.

Our entire friendship was broadcast in weekly instalments. It didn't really need to develop as such, because the minute we met, we fell to talking to each other in the way we do now – a broadly combative mode of conversation that some think sounds like we hate each other and others think sounds like a bickering married couple.

[The arts journalist] Mark Lawson once said to me, "It sounded really tense between you two today," and I was really surprised. If you look on the internet, there are actually discussions about whether or not we hate each other. There was one in particular about a comment Simon made that was apparently met by silence from me, which was taken as being indicative of the moment we really fell out. But we thrive on conflict. It sounds terrible said aloud, but there is something special about the relationship we have and I don't think either of us fully understand it.

We never sat down and constructed our roles. His talent as a presenter is to bring the best out in people without anyone realising he is doing anything at all. I'm very aware that I have been able to do some of my best work on radio because of the environment Simon creates.

I left Radio 1 when I was about 35. I remember feeling very conscious that I was about twice the age of the average listener, so it was time to move on. Simon and I didn't work together for several years, but when I came back on to his show on Five Live, it was as if we hadn't been apart. In fact, I think the first thing I said may have been "And another thing..."

We tend to diverge in our opinions on film – I love horror, which he's not bothered about, and for a long time he had a fondness for Meg Ryan, which I found unfathomable. At my leaving do at Radio 1 I decided to do a film screening – Simon was expecting The Exorcist but I actually chose Dougal and the Blue Cat, the Magic Roundabout film, which he absolutely loathed. I truly believe that there are some films that if your friends don't get them, you cannot be friends any more. But in our case, we are so out of step in our likes and dislikes that those rules don't seem to apply.

My enduring image of Simon is the look on his face as I get to the end of a heaving rant, which is a mixture of parental affection, exasperation and resignation that just says, "Have you finished now?" n

The 5 Live Film Review with Simon Mayo and Mark Kermode is on Fridays from 3pm on BBC Radio 5 Live. Podcasts of the show can be downloaded at bbc.co.uk/podcasts

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Opposites but still unattractive
[info]edmund03 wrote:
Sunday, 29 March 2009 at 08:42 am (UTC)
Unfathomable to me too how these two can get along. They are both desperately vain, of course, but Kermode leavens his Narcissism with a healthy sprinkling of self-deprecation, whereas that awful, self-aggrandizing Mayo chap takes himself so terribly seriously, and appears paranoid about holding himself up to mockery (I listened to the show for 2 years and never once heard Mayo read out an SMS or email critcial of himself; how insecure is that?) . Similarly, the relationship is anything but equal; all the wit, spontaneity and ingenuity in their staged repartee stems from Kermode, with Mayo left clinging gratefully onto his coattails. Anyway it will all end in vanity's tears; they've started referring to themselves in the dreaded Third Person.
They are great
[info]peradastra wrote:
Sunday, 29 March 2009 at 12:09 pm (UTC)
That's a terrible picture of them. Especially Mayo whom the photographer has manged to capture from a horrid angle.

But for anyone listening for any amount of time, its quite clear why those to get along so famously: Its love. Not the homo erotic nonsense, and I'm not suggesting they aren't happily married to the woman of their choice - but there is clear that they not only enjoy each others company, but also that they respect and like the other person, even if they disagree on many things.

How any listener can think they are enemies or really upset with each other is beyond me. One of the good things about their broadcasts is the warmth that emanate from it. Perhaps not surprising, isn't the old adage that the way men show affection is to tease?

Unlike another poster here, I disagree that Kermode is the only bearer of wit - Mayo is equally important in this pairing. This is quite evident when one of them is off, the show never works as well.

And while Mayo generally doesn't read out as many of the message from the nutters like some of the more tabloid shows on 5live, I do remember hearing negative comments read out, so its seems more like wishful thinking when another poster claims Mayo doesn't do this.

But hurray for those two, even if Kermode doesn't understand its perfectly all right to twitter in the cinema ;)



Re: They are great.... poltroons
[info]edmund03 wrote:
Sunday, 29 March 2009 at 05:10 pm (UTC)
peradastra: LOL! Such a gushing paean could only derive from Mayo's sycophantic production team, close family or some besotted luvvie. Fortunately this suspiciously uncritical article appears to have been posted into some remote corner of the website so most readers will be spared its vomit-inducing, hagiographic content.
Signed: THE OTHER POSTER as I'm referred to above.
P.S.: Hope you can breath well with your head lodged that far up Mayo's fundament.
P.P.S.: What is so nonsensical about homoeroticism? You're in liberal-minded territory here you know... consenting adults, privacy of bedroom, etc.... ring any bells?
Re: They are great.... poltroons
[info]oomigoolies wrote:
Sunday, 29 March 2009 at 08:54 pm (UTC)
"I listened to the show for 2 years ...."

Says it all, really.

Piss and wind, Edmund. Piss and wind.
Re: They are great.... poltroons
[info]edmund03 wrote:
Monday, 30 March 2009 at 07:38 am (UTC)
Hmmm.... piss and wind. Thanks for that enlightening contribution. I suspect that's the sum of your entire vocabulary.
Re: They are great.... poltroons
[info]peradastra wrote:
Monday, 30 March 2009 at 02:04 pm (UTC)
Edmund, you need to focus on things you like instead of cultivating hate, which will only make you die before you time, in a sea of bitterness.
Re: They are great....
[info]peradastra wrote:
Monday, 30 March 2009 at 02:22 pm (UTC)
That was a psychological observation btw, not a threat if anybody are stupid enough to think that.
Re: They are great.... poltroons
[info]edmund03 wrote:
Monday, 30 March 2009 at 03:32 pm (UTC)
Peradastra: "Cultivating hate!" Hmmm... that is a little strong and certainly doesn't represent my "feelings" towards Mayo. I just find him ridicuously self-important, impossibly pompous and yes, rather self-aggrandizing. Your philosophy on life (focusing solely on things we like), would, if applied across society, spell an end to all literary and artistic criticism, critical thought per se and the development of all ideas. I like eating vegetables, but have no wish to become one.

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