1 Not tipping (especially in Italian cafes)
2 Nepotism
3 Riding a borrowed police horse
4 Fraternising with a pot plant thrower
5 Attending a wedding in a lounge suit
6 Being friends with Jeremy Clarkson
7 Leaving a child unattended in a pub
8 Misusing "Lol"
9 Patronising female MPs
10 Patronising old MPs
11 Patronising overweight MPs
12 Inheriting a £300,000 fortune from your father's legal offshore fund
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