Bid for tea with Nancy Dell'Olio - and help Labour clear its debts

News in pictures
News in pictures
On Facebook
From the blogs

CC kills more people than cervical cancer; why haven’t we heard about it?

There is a disease whose incidence is rising in the UK and most of the industrialised world. However...

We need to avoid another ‘lost generation’

A tiny green shoot one day, and then a chill wind the next. Anyone hoping for signs of economic spr...

More than half of Afghanistan’s families live in extreme poverty

Leila is watching her baby intently, as his mouth moves trying to swallow the small blob of yellow p...

Time for a new approach to alcohol

Ambulances were called and three drunk teenagers were brought to my care. One was so drunk we had to...

It is billed as the "chance of a lifetime" for the Labour faithful to meet their heroes, from Tony Blair and Sir Alex Ferguson to Joe Calzaghe and Ruth Rendell.

With debtors circling, party bigwigs hope that the 600 well-heeled supporters trooping into Wembley stadium tonight for dinner will wave the plastic and help bail out Labour's parlous finances.

When guests take their £1,000-a-head seats in a function room high above the turf, Alastair Campbell, the former communications guru, and Richard Caborn, the ex-sports minister now leading England's bid for the 2018 World Cup, will do their best to relieve them of hundreds of thousands of pounds for party coffers.

The pair will auction more than 20 lots, ranging from a tennis match with the former prime minister and tea at Fortnum & Mason with the crime writer Rendell, to a pair of boxing gloves signed by Calzaghe and swimming lessons with Little Britain comic David Walliams. Other lots include a visit to Robben Island, South Africa, where Nelson Mandela was incarcerated.

Labour sources say the auction has already raised a six-figure sum, and predict the event will turn a profit of £1m. But with the party's debts at nearly £18m and loans of £3.75m due for review in October, the source added: "We need the money."

The party is in "challenging" financial position but officials deny it has neared bankruptcy. Accounts filed with the Electoral Commission are to be published this month.

Lots on offer for the party faithful

Tea with Nancy Dell'Olio

Meet the New York-born Italian lawyer, socialite and charity campaigner who shot to fame as Sven-Goran Eriksson's glamorous other half (no longer). Labour offers the chance for two people to join her for high tea at Claridge's in London.

Become a character in Alastair Campbell's new novel

A £10,000-plus lot. Mr Blair's former spin sultan is offering to make the victorious bidder a character in his first novel, All in the Mind, due to be published in October. Mr Campbell, whose diary, 'The Blair Years', was a bestseller (although it was later named as the most discarded book at Travelodge hotels), is offering to meet the winner for lunch. But he is making it clear that he is only offering donors a "small" part in the book.

Tennis with Tony

Described as a "fantastic one-off opportunity" for a game with the former prime minister, the outing has already attracted bids worth more than £10,000. Mr Blair is known to be viciously competitive. When he once played his chancellor and arch-rival, Gordon Brown, the match was said to be tenser than Sunday's five-set final between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.

Swim with David Walliams

The comedian and actor raised more than £1m swimming the English Channel for Sport Relief and swam the 12-mile Strait of Gibraltar. Labour reassures the squeamish: "This amazing item does not require you to swim in the cold sea of the Channel dodging ships."

Have John Prescott as a waiter for a day

Guests will be able to bid for a private box at a rugby league final, with the former deputy prime minister acting as head waiter. Mr Prescott spent 10 years as a steward in the merchant navy and once served the former prime minister Anthony Eden.

Lunch with Sir Alex Ferguson

The veteran Manchester United manager will invite a Labour donor to see his side at the club's Carrington training complex before having lunch. Sir Alex, a long time Labour loyalist, insisted that the party could still win the next election: "It is never over 'till it is over as anyone involved in sport knows." Someone, presumably a United fan, has already bid more than £10,000.

Own an Antony Gormley original

The Turner prize-winning sculptor has donated a work on paper, Feeling Material Again IV, to the auction. The 77x111cm black-and-white image is marked "for Labour" on the reverse.

Independent Comment
blog comments powered by Disqus
Career Services

Day In a Page

How an abortion divided America

How an abortion divided America

Single mother who took a pill to end her pregnancy is now fighting a landmark prosecution in a conservative state
Can you master a language in a weekend?

Can you master a language in a weekend?

Ed Cooke insists he can use his techniques as a memory expert to help novices learn even the hardest tongues.
The 10 best heaters

The 10 best heaters

From the DeLonghi Retro Fan Heater to the Dimplex MicroFire
Coming soon to a shelf near you: The publishing industry has gone mad for film-style trailers

Coming soon to a shelf near you

The publishing industry has gone mad for film-style trailers
Mad, bad and delightful to know: How Lord Byron became a cultural superstar

How Lord Byron became a cultural superstar

As the poet takes centre stage in the West End, Boyd Tonkin looks into the life of the outspoken champion of the poor
Did they all live happily ever after? That's up to you...

Did they all live happily ever after? That's up to you...

New digital novel will overturn centuries of literary tradition by allowing readers to choose how they would like story to end
How to look good for less – Primark in copycat row

How to look good for less – Primark in copycat row

With London Fashion Week starting tomorrow, designers are closeted in studios putting finishing touches to their collections
James Lawton: Arsène and Arsenal are living in the past

James Lawton

Arsène and Arsenal are living in the past
How Docherty's resurgent Reds beat Dutch greats

How Docherty's resurgent Reds beat Dutch greats

United have met Ajax only once before in Europe, in 1976. The key performers recall an electric occasion
Civil war at Ajax

Civil war at Ajax

A rift between two club legends has torn the Dutch giants apart
Lewis Moody: For an idea of where England are headed, look at Wales now

Lewis Moody column

For an idea of where England are headed, look at Wales now
Geoff Toovey: Little gem with huge incentive to become king of the world

Geoff Toovey interview

Little gem with huge incentive to become king of the world
Picture preview: Portrait of London

Portrait of London

Picture preview
No secularism please, we're British

No secularism please, we're British

Arguments about the role of religion in national life have recently acquired a new urgency
Harold Tillman: 'Chinese tourists can save the high street – if we let them'

Harold Tillman interview

'Chinese tourists can save the high street – if we let them'