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Arnie claims X-rated email was in fact an 8 billion-to-1 coincidence

California Governor denies sending cryptic four-letter rebuke to rival

By Guy Adams in Los Angeles

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a public falling-out with Tom Ammiano earlier this month

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Arnold Schwarzenegger had a public falling-out with Tom Ammiano earlier this month

As an action hero, his catchphrases ranged from "hasta la vista" to "I'll be back". As a cigar-chomping legislator he branded "gutless" opponents "girlie men". Now Arnold Schwarzenegger has expanded his political lexicon into the time-honoured realm of bar-room vulgarity.

The California governor yesterday found himself attempting to play down the revelation that a blunt email he sent to one of San Francisco's Democratic Assemblymen contained what US news bulletins have somewhat prudishly described as an "X-rated rebuke".

At first sight, the message that Mr Schwarzenegger sent to Tom Ammiano, explaining why he'd vetoed a boring bill about financing the city's port, seems straightforward enough. It begins "for some time now", and concludes: "I believe it is unnecessary to sign this measure at this time." However, a vertical reading of the first left-hand letter in each of the seven lines of the main body of the email suggests that the former Kindergarten Cop actor, who is due to leave office next year, was passing on an altogether less statesmanlike message. It reads: "F-U-C-K-Y-O-U."

The Governor's press secretary, Aaron McLear, insisted yesterday that it was simply a "weird coincidence" that the email had acrostically spelled out an obscenity. He claimed that the sheer volume of the vetoes that Mr Schwarzenegger has been forced to pass in recent years meant "something like this was bound to happen".

In recent months, Mr McLear noted, the left-hand margin of the Governor's veto emails has spelled out such harmless words as "poet" and "soap". That's as may be. But the claim met with a healthy dose of scepticism: the words cited by McLear are four letters long, a length relatively likely to crop up at random. The mathematical probability of the seven-letter phrase "fuck you" doing the same is 26 to the power of seven – or about 8,031,810,176 – to one.

Mr Schwarzenegger certainly has "form" for tasteless political gestures. This year, he sent a bronze statue of a pair of bull's testicles to California's Democratic senate leader, urging him to have the cojones to take tough budget choices.

Adding to suspicions that Mr Schwarzenegger was merely trying to goad Mr Ammiano is the fact that the duo recently enjoyed a very public falling-out. Earlier this month, they crossed swords when the Republican governor decided to show up, unannounced, at a Democratic party fundraiser that was being held at the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco. Video footage of the event shows that Mr Ammiano began heckling about a string of budget cuts that had recently been passed in an effort to ease California's spiralling debt. He shouted "you lie!" before leaving the room hollering that Mr Schwarzenegger could "kiss my gay ass!"

Though Mr Schwarzenegger's obscenity caused much controversy on the airwaves, a spokesman for Mr Ammiano said that he was neither fazed nor offended by it. "Kudos to the governor for his creative use of coincidence," he said. "You certainly have to have a sense of humour in politics... We will call it even and start with a clean slate with the governor from here on out."

Acrostic abuse: Hidden messages

Arnold Schwarzenegger is not the first person to embed a crude message in an acrostic.

In 2001, a departing leader writer at the Daily Express, Stephen Pollard, coded an otherwise inoffensive editorial with a bracing rebuke to the newspaper's owner: the first letter of each sentence, when run together, read "Fuck you Desmond".

Like Arnie, he dubiously claimed coincidence. But if the fallout for the Governator looks likely to be limited, Pollard had to pay: the job offer he was leaving for, at The Times, was summarily withdrawn.

A century earlier, in 1900, the Irish poet Oliver St. John Gogarty wrote a poem welcoming soldiers back to Ireland after the Boer War for the conservative journal Irish Society. The poem, apparently an ode to their patriotism, contained a different commentary on the consequences of their return at the start of each line: "The whores will be busy."

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Dodgy mathmatics
[info]james_se15 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 08:46 am (UTC)
Your calculation of the probability is rather dodgy. There is more than one insulting phrase in the English language and you should really consider the probability of any of them appearing. Also each letter of the alphabet is not equally likely to be at the start of a work; Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z is much less likely to appear than T-T-T-T-T-T-T.

Perhaps to compare you should examine the text of the Independent to see how often this kind of thing occurs.
Vertical toss from the Expletivator
[info]gorazdi wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 08:55 am (UTC)
What an aimportant issue
Amazing!
Now what about the real news
Keep up the good work
Easy reading
Right on
Re: Vertical toss from the Expletivator
[info]run_dude wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 01:21 pm (UTC)
Juvenile, yet highly amusing.
unlikely indeed
[info]joshuacohen2003 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 10:38 am (UTC)
Considering that Mr Terminator who was generally an
Unimportant person as an actor, and somewhat
Notorious for his wooden acting ability, he decided he would
Throw in the towel to allow real power to go to his head.
Good for him!
[info]yosemitejoe wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 11:38 am (UTC)
I support this frank use of language, which, though hidden, still has the amazing power to generate fake outrage.

Next!
(no subject) - [info]landongchen1 - Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 12:40 pm (UTC) Expand
What a ...
[info]drewridama wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 01:24 pm (UTC)
Who knew he had it in him? I certainly didn't. Thinks perhaps he would have needed help with some of the bigger words though.
mathematics
[info]musashi2 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 02:51 pm (UTC)
since each letter appears at different frequencies in written english (particularly in emails from teh Governers office) the possibility of the cryptic message is not as stated- actually the probability is much lower.
Frankly, I don't think he's smart enough
[info]cfinnie wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 02:56 pm (UTC)
If you were to tell me his chief of staff--the cigar-stomping, lesbian, former Democrat, Susan Kennedy--wrote the email, I'd believe it. But we don't call Arnie Governor Schwarzmuscle strictly because of his history as a bodybuilder. Alas, most of the muscle he has left is between his ears.
Governing is fun!
[info]capybara_99 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 04:08 pm (UTC)
And of course, the outrage is about the message, not the fact that Arnold without warning vetoed an uncontroversial but needed bill which passed unanimously -- or, as I like to say, aoctoiatmntftawwvaubnbwpu!!!
[info]gorazdi wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 05:21 pm (UTC)
Be
Objective
Lets
Look
Overly
X-rated
Ed
[info]gorazdi wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 05:21 pm (UTC)
Be
Objective
Lets
Look
Overly
X-rated
Shame
[info]ianpurdie wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 07:13 pm (UTC)
Isn't it a shame so much allegedly valuable space is being wasted on such a triviality.

Worse...

I'm even compounding the triviality by wasting time in posting.
[info]frase33 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 08:40 pm (UTC)
How about exposing the fact that Schwarzenegger's father was in the Nazi party and Schwarzenegegr himself writes in his book that he "has nothing but admiration" for Hitler.......
Nice guy.
S-T-U-P-I-D
[info]evolvedape wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 10:06 pm (UTC)
This is what the first letter of every 4th line in the middle of this story spell.

Does The Independent ever publish any actual new stories?
The Subject is Arnie
[info]caractacus12 wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 10:08 pm (UTC)
The Independant.
'Guidelines for a better understanding of tomorrow'.

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Used to prevent further submission. In submitting a comment.
To the site, you agree to be bound by the Ind.
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Dent Minds Terms of Service " (Bloody key board.(Ooops).

Enough said...Surprisingly the "ELITES" would allow, a one "Guy Adams"...(a Yank).
To spell out that which they forbid their readers to even consider based.
On the rationale that THEY can say what they want,as THEIR purpose is to ensure that.
No Brit or Englishman:-))should ever use such Saxonic Speak(SS).

troedyrhiw-greenmeadow..your humble servant (call me Taffy)
[info]world_of_water wrote:
Thursday, 29 October 2009 at 11:41 pm (UTC)
Tedious
Wally
Arnie
Teutonic
Arnie's Fox Paw
[info]dcaretaker wrote:
Friday, 30 October 2009 at 02:13 am (UTC)
I find it odd this article got so much response while the article about the foot baler who punched out and broke the nose of a teenager who had rejected his advances, drew nary a comment.
Yes We're Very Embarrassed
[info]mscir wrote:
Friday, 30 October 2009 at 04:52 am (UTC)
I can't say how embarrassed and let down many Americans are about the last few presidents and many prominent politicians. It would be funny if they weren't causing so many really tough problems, and we keep thinking the next one elected will clean up, but it never happens. What an embarrassment !
[info]debthelp3 wrote:
Saturday, 14 November 2009 at 08:31 pm (UTC)
Does this kind of thing happen often???








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