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Alan Watkins: That nice Mr Cameron is turning nasty

The Tory leader has had a good year, but he risks becoming crudely belligerent even as he delights his cheering backbenchers

Sunday, 20 July 2008

Mr David Cameron has had a good term; indeed, a good political year, beginning with his party conference last October. But is he not – how can one put this tactfully? – in danger of over-reaching himself? I ask because a note of crude aggression has become more evident lately.

There was an example of this during the final instalment of Prime Minister's Questions on Wednesday. Mr Cameron called Mr Gordon Brown a "useless Prime Minister". Naturally, the Conservatives behind him were delighted. Those boys will cheer anything just as the more despondent characters on the Labour benches have been drilled to yell: "More, more," when Mr Brown accuses Mr Cameron of having "no policies", or produces the latest batch of doubtful statistics on the National Health Service or whatever it might be.

Prime Minister's Questions, as an event, was not meant to be a feast of reason or a festival of light, though when it began, almost by accident, in 1961, it was certainly conducted on more decorous lines than it has been in more recent times.

Open and unashamed partisanship came in with Harold Wilson in 1963, when he first had Sir Alec Douglas-Home against him. Harold Macmillan he treated more circumspectly. At least, Wilson had some wit. He used to sit up half the night thinking up jokes.

Mr Tony Blair preferred the bludgeon or, in modern terminology, the baseball bat, as once he accused Sir John Major, then unknighted, of following his party, whereas Mr Blair led his. Labour might be in a better position today if Mr Blair had done a little less leading in his time. But that is by the way.

The most recent importation into our politics is what the libel lawyers call "vulgar abuse". This does not mean, as some people understandably take it to mean, that the words complained of take on an even more serious significance, on account of the crudity of the language used. On the contrary: the law cannot be bothered.

It is the same with Mr Cam-eron's charge that Mr Brown is useless. In a similar way might someone say to her companion: "You've been to college and you earn squillions of pounds in whatever it is you do, and you still can't put a screw in straight. I tell you, Andy next door would do it in seconds. You're useless."

A handy variant in scenes of domestic discord is "pathetic".

Do the voters really like this or want this? Scriptwriters, or people who write about scriptwriters, tell me they do. In television comedy, the level of crudity has grown in the past decade and perhaps over a longer period.

In the mid-1960s I had a brief spell of writing political sketches in addition to my usual work. It was at the fag-end of the so-called satire boom. The most tricky part of the skill was to bring a sketch to an end.

A few years later, the problem was solved by the Monty Python team. Instead of arriving at a conclusion, the participants would be crushed by a weight or shot; or they would simply announce they were bored and wanted to get on to something else. Television comedy has followed the same course ever since.

I would not wish to push the analogy between television and politics too far. But even 25 years ago, you would not have found one politician calling another hopeless, useless or pathetic. It may be, of course, that Mr Cameron's use of insulting language about Mr Brown is a sign of that very likeability of which we have heard so much. He tells us straight, he's not afraid to speak his mind. For myself, I rather doubt it.

In any case, likeability in a politician is a modern phenomenon. Opinion polls ask their respondents whether they would like to have a specified politician "as a friend". But Winston Churchill and David Lloyd George were thoroughly unreliable. Stanley Baldwin was regarded as a nice man, and his reputation, in eclipse after and even before his death, has now recovered. But few would have thought of making him a friend. The question did not arise. It was the wrong question to ask. But the pollsters constantly asked the same question about Mr Blair, and overwhelmingly came up with more or less the same favourable answer, at any rate until the last phase.

The voters, however, did not much like Margaret Thatcher, even if they elected her on three successive occasions. Oddly enough, I do not recollect any question asking whether the citizens would like Mrs Thatcher as a friend. Perhaps the question would not have been asked in the 1980s; more likely, merely to ask the question would be to supply the answer. Even so, she was by all accounts a sympathetic listener to those of her colleagues who found themselves in difficulties of one kind or another.

A state funeral is now being talked about. During Churchill's funeral, a Saturday, I watched a rugby match. When Charles married Diana in St Paul's, my television remained blank. On the day of Diana's funeral, a Saturday likewise, I found myself on holiday in Lyon, I switched off the television in my room and went out to lunch. Baroness Thatcher will not receive any preferential treatment.

Mrs Thatcher did not try to be liked. Mr Cameron does, as Mr Blair did, with a fair amount of success in both cases. But it may be that Mr Cameron is not as nice as he looks. It is usually assumed that it was Churchill who first said this about the left-wing Labour MP Ian Mikardo. The point was that Mikardo did not look nice at all. So the same joke cannot really be made about Mr Cameron, though people take different views about other people's looks. The same remark is attributed to the Oxford don Maurice Bowra, speaking of the writer Cyril Connolly.

Public opinion is as fickle as the summer weather. A year ago, Mr Brown was being praised for those exact qualities which were said to be lacking in him today. It was not that he was dislikeable, exactly; it was, rather, that he was serious, even earnest; above all he was not Mr Blair. We now know that he was much closer to Mr Blair than most observers (not I) thought at the time.

It was in an interview in the New Statesman recently that the interviewer made a comparison with the saturnine Heathcliff, the hero, if you can call him that, of the novel Wuthering Heights. It was on the reading list at school and I failed to get through it, as I have not managed to do to this day.

It was the interviewer who brought this up and not Mr Brown, who treated the reference with self-deprecation. Immediately, Westminster exploded with hilarity, dithering heights being a particular favourite with the legislators.

Curiously, another woman interviewer, in another paper – The Daily Telegraph – had drawn precisely the same comparison a decade earlier when Mr Brown was Chancellor. On that occasion there were no scornful remarks. How apt, people said, how very apt! But then, time changes perspective.

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Aaaah... did someone have a go at poor Gordie? Considering the man broadcasts misery like a seed-sower on wizz then a few harsh words are the least he deserves. If you haven't figured it out for yourself, Mr Watkins, here's the score: we hate his guts. We hate his awful joke of a cabinet and we hate his sycophantic media lackeys. We want a clean sweep asap. Get it? Good.

Posted by Adrian Smith | 21.07.08, 00:15 GMT

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Mr Cameron's remark tends to suggest a general political levity,which could be Blair mark 2.There is a great lack of substance in political thinking in both Labour,and Tories,although Michael Howard has said that Dave does study policy detail in depth.Examples of terrible recent policies are :Banning smoking for psychiatric in-patients, in hospital grounds also, when these patients are in terrible distress,and often have extreme reactions to over-strong medications and the hospitals are hell nowadays; The proposed discrimination against smokers from getting their op until they've stopped(they only spend 1 extra day in hospital) keeping them unneccessarily suffering from pain or discomfort for months extra ;The 10% tax debacle ;The unneccessary closing of viable post offices, and the lack of a referendum on the Lisbon 'Constitution' etc etc. Clegg is the most principled and fair by far.

Posted by Zippy | 20.07.08, 21:00 GMT

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Mr Watkins

You're scraping the barrel. Can't Brown fight his own battles?
When politicians need to be protected from criticism, they are really in trouble.
Admit it Watkins; your line has been handed out from No10

Posted by john | 20.07.08, 18:52 GMT

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the fact is, he is useless. people sang his praises as a chancellor, but the fact is he inherited a growing economy, which should have resulted in a golden period. it was in fact fools gold.

Posted by steve | 20.07.08, 18:30 GMT

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Take it from someone who's worked in the Treasury under Brown. The way he treats anyone who's not a sycophant makes Cameron's behaviour at PMQs seem polite.

So many people (partic in the media) who whine about Cameron being mean to Brown are the sort who view politics as a game. And usually financially secure enough to view political decisions academically because they'll never be affected by them.

Ask someone who would have suffered from the 10p tax fiasco whether they believe that Brown should be treated with gentlemanly courtesy. Ask one of the Polish community targetted for attack by Labour in Crewe & Nantwich whether it's just a polite parlour game for them.

This is a man who's trying to introduce 42 days without charge for the sole reason of party tactics. He's forfeited any right to be treated politely.

Look at the walking disaster area that's Michael Martin. We're stuck with him for years because everyone says: "Oooh you can't tell the Speaker he's rubbish."

Posted by ST | 20.07.08, 14:24 GMT

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Call me a sadist but I loved every second of it. I believe most of us did.
Brown's brought it on himself. He wasn't elected. He intends to stick there to the last day of the last month. He bores the pants off an entire nation. He never answers a question. He can't communicate. He can't control his temper. He's a very dull wounded bull and Cameron's quite a handy little picador. Goodonyer David, let's have more of the same next time please.

Posted by JONNY | 20.07.08, 13:46 GMT

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...or maybe even forget the playground altogether and have a game of football instead.

Posted by Steve Wilds | 20.07.08, 12:09 GMT

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"Perhaps we need a good,hard,Tory government!Look where fluffy,lets be nice to everyone, has got us!" - Posted by ray douglas

Yeah, about the same place the last good, hard Tory government got us.

British politics is just swings and roundabouts. When we get fed up of the swings we get on the roundabout, then when we get sick of the roundabout we go back on the swings because we forgot why we got off them in the first place.

I'm waiting for the day when we realise where we're going wrong and give the see-saw or slide a go.

Posted by Steve Wilds | 20.07.08, 12:02 GMT

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McBroon has always held himself out to have certain outstanding qualities and abilities. This must clearly be seen universally as not being the case with "Oor Gordy", even by those who couldn't see right through the threadbare Blair.
Cameron (and his predecessors) did not claim to have better judgment than Solomon, better foresight than Gypsy Rose Lee and be more prudent than the Virgin Mary.
Our hapless PM has spent more than a decade boasting about his own competence, but now he has been exposed as a charlatan. Why on earth should his opponents show him any respect when PMQs are trashed by him being continuously being disingenuous about the current economic and other difficulties?
His temper tantrums and refusal to listen to advice is widely reported. He has assembled a team of ministers so woefully inadequate they are universally disrespected.
Now we are asked to consider whether Cameron isn't nice enough to him? Was Churchill nice about the "Narzis"?

Posted by Padraig O'Ryan | 20.07.08, 11:54 GMT

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David Cameron behaves, alas, like an upper class bully. He is clever enough to hide his nastier side a lot of the time but it surfaces not under stress, which is understandable, but when opportunity presents itself which is distasteful. The intention to bring back fox savaging as a hobby for the rich and pretentious just about sums him up. This by the way is from a lifelong Tory but David Cameron's ways are not those that I wish to be associated with.

It is interesting to read that the hard part of writing the 1960s political sketches was bringing them to an and. I can remember thinking then that they needed to end long before they did. They were not so much clever as predictable, boring and repetitive. Nice to see one of the perpretators as good as admit this. TW3 was rarely funny, it was just that we were told ad neauseum that it was, and he who would say otherwise was to be ridiculed.Things do not change it seems.

Posted by D.L. Stephens | 20.07.08, 11:41 GMT

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