Michael Clarke: "I said 'tell' them what you did... not show them."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Australian cricketer David Warner (R) answers questions from the media about his altercation with Joe Root as he sits beside team captain Michael Clarke during a press conference in central London, on June 13, 2013 (LEON NEAL/AFP/Getty Images)