Andy Carroll: "Jeese Nemanja, what've you been eating?"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Manchester United defender Nemanja Vidic (R) talks to West Ham striker Andy Carroll during the Premier League match at Upton Park on April 17, 2013 (IAN KINGTON/AFP/Getty Images)