"Well Rob, we've both run out of ideas, who else can we turn to?"
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(Just for your information, here's the real caption: Martin Johnson, the England head coach (R) with Rob Andrew RFU Director of Elite Rugby during the England training session held at Twickenham Stadium on February 26, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by David Rogers/Getty Images))