Bradley Wiggins: "Aha, the cure for a cyclist's two sore cheeks."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Two women kiss Britain's Bradley Wiggins during the ceremony of the second stage of the Tour de Romandie cycling race, a 149,1 km stage from Montbeliard to Moutier, on April 26, 2012 in Moutier. (FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/GettyImages)