Usain Bolt: "I bet I can milk you in less than 10 seconds."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Six-time Olympic champion Jamaica's Usain Bolt reacts with 2014 European Athletics championships mascot during the stars presentation at the Diamond League Athletics meeting 'Weltklasse' on August 30, 2012 in Zurich. AFP PHOTO / FABRICE COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/GettyImages)