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Fulham sign international Stoor

Fulham have signed Swedish defender Fredrik Stoor from Rosenborg on a four-year contract.

Johnson's move to Fulham close to resolution

Fulham are confident that Andrew Johnson will join them from Everton – freeing David Moyes to place an increased offer for Sporting Lisbon's Joao Moutinho – despite the distance between the Cottagers and Johnson over his personal terms.

Moyes hoping for quick contract talks

David Moyes is expected to sign a new long-term contract before the new season starts next month.

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Cahill locks on to Europe

Everton are not short on inspiration in their fight with Liverpool for a Champions League spot but Tim Cahill revealed that thoughts of his jailed brother had driven him to a match-winning contribution as his side saw off Portsmouth to re-establish their three-point lead over their neighbours.

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