News Edward Bunyan and Indira Gainiyeva left Stonyhurst College in Clitheroe, Lancashire, in the early hours of Monday morning

Stonyhurst headmaster rules their return as 'untenable' after their departure to the Caribbean sparked an international search

Norwich City 1 Crystal Palace 1

Johnson equal to Ashton's artistry

Newell's new boys take Palace by storm

CRYSTAL PALACE 1
LUTON TOWN 2

Johnson double lifts Palace

Crystal Palace 2 - Birmingham City 0

My week: A REAL-LIFE BURGLAR

At the end of a week in which the Government published guidelines for householders on how to tackle a burglar, a veteran north London thief, with 27 convictions for breaking and entering, gives an insight into his past seven days. He was talking to Andrew Johnson.

Boa Morte conducts the revival as Dowie fumes

Fulham 3 - Crystal Palace 1

Palace demonstrate 'bouncebackability'

Tottenham Hotspur 1 - Crystal Palace 1

Johnson deepens the gloom for Bruce

Birmingham City 0 - Crystal Palace 1

Johnson strikes fear into Megson's ruins

Crystal Palace 3 - West Bromwich Albion 0

Wales hit by double injury blow

Killer who became a poet on death row captivates India

Doctor Johnson once said "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully". He has been proved right in the state of Tamil Nadu, where the shadow of the noose has brought forth an acclaimed book of poetry written from death row by a convicted murderer.

Popovic's ill fortune tough on Palace

Middlesbrough 2 - Crystal Palace 1

Huckerby lights long hard road

Norwich City 1 - Crystal Palace 1
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