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Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola hailed the unique talents of Lionel Messi after the Argentina forward's five goals against Bayer Leverkusen last night eased the holders into the quarter-finals of the Champions League.

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Messi hits five while tiny Apoel go through

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Adebayor: 0-2

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Messi hands over his shirt

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Louis Saha – Everton
Although denying a recent link to the newly-found riches of PSG, Everton forward Louis Saha may still look for a move away from Goodison Park in the January window. The 33-year-old striker has struggled to score this season, but with competition for Everton’s front line at a minimum, David Moyes may look to keep him until at least the summer unless he strengthens in January.

Busy Redknapp adds Nelsen and Saha to squad

After shipping out Roman Pavlyuchenko to Lokomotiv Moscow for £7.5m and replacing him with a loan deal for Louis Saha from Everton, Harry Redknapp, the Tottenham manager, made a late and successful move to sign the Blackburn Rovers captain, Ryan Nelsen, on a permanent deal until the end of the season. The New Zealand international will move to White Hart Lane, with his situation to be reviewed in the summer.

Ballack has been criticised by the CEO

Bayer Leverkusen CEO critical of Michael Ballack

Bayer Leverkusen playmaker Michael Ballack has failed to deliver in his 20 months at the Bundesliga club after joining in 2010 from Chelsea, club CEO Wolfgang Holzhaeuser said today.

Dimitar Berbatov is too sublime a player to be limited to cameos for United

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Madrid look to open up gap before winter freeze

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Italian tests for Arsenal and Chelsea...and it is also tough for Manchester pair
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Chelsea qualify as group winners after decimation of Valencia

There are some games in which only a vintage performance from Didier Drogba will do for Chelsea, and luckily for Andre Villas-Boas last night, in his hour of direst need, the young manager got one from his old battle-scarred striker.

Raul Meireles (left) congratulates Ramires on his goal, Chelsea's second, at the Bridge last night

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The Chelsea players congratulate two-goal hero Didier Drogba

Chelsea abandon cavalier tactics and advance to knockout phase

Chelsea 3 Valencia 0

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