Words: gormless, adj.

DISCRETION VEILS the occasion when an utterance was deemed gormless but, at the same time, there came to mind puzzlement about the gorm that is apparently lacking.

Virgin Mary's `diary' attacked

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Words: spinster, n.

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Words: salt, adj.

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