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Sir: I have just seen a Tory press release headed, "UK ministers must support Brussels over swift legal moves, warn Euro-MPs." British Tories supporting Brussels intervention? Surely not!

End to beef war is just `a hair's breadth' away, says Brussels

A DEAL to end the beef crisis is a "hair's breadth" away, the European Commission said last night. The commission launched the first stage of a court action against France and stepped up pressure on Germany, the only other EU country still maintaining an embargo. But the commission made clear that although the legal deadline had passed, a settlement of the Anglo-French crisis is finally taking shape.

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BY THE time you read this, I shall have returned to the house where I was born. You may have been there with me, for the house is called Shelley Hall and it, or rather its moated island, was the star of last night's edition of the Channel 4 series Lost Gardens. They say that on the island there was once a Tudor garden created by one of Henry VIII's gardeners. The programme's task was to re-create it.

Letter: Beef cruelty crisis

Sir: How can the French any longer refuse to eat British beef? The French rugby team, having been served British beef last week, unexpectedly defeated the "invincible" New Zealand team on Sunday - proof that British beef is best. Unfortunately, the British teams were probably eating quiche.

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Agriculture in crisis: `Prices halved and I lost pounds 300,000'

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COMPETITION LITERALLY LOST 91

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Sir: If the Americans won't label their beef indicating that hormones have been used, why not let it in, but label European beef to make it clear that hormones have not been used?
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