Sport Mitchell Johnson has died his moustache pink for charity ahead of the third day of the fifth and final Ashes Test

Australia’s fast bowler and chief tormentor of England Mitchell Johnson has blown away the opposition in the 2013-14 Ashes Series with a flurry of aggressive bouncers and famous stone-cold stare, but those at the crease tomorrow may be forgiven for having a cheeky snigger back towards him.

James Lawton: Johnson suffers lonely torment trying to replace departed legends

The hardening word here is that the taker of 166 Test wickets will not make it to the start against England on Friday. Psychologically, he looks to be in pieces

Wanted: spicy pitch to give Test cricket a lift

Australia can change bowlers but if Adelaide is a dead track too it will make little difference

Emergency for Australia as Khawaja called up as cover for crocked Clarke

Hosts forced to summon rookie to batting ranks while fast bowler Johnson reveals plan to make England's captain Strauss 'crumble'

How I helped mould Finn into danger man of England's attack

The 6ft 7in paceman's Middlesex mentor, Angus Fraser, explains why the England fast bowler is ready to star Down Under

England dare to dream. Will they rise to the challenge?

Strauss's men have shone on and off the field so far but now the real action begins. Stephen Brenkley expects a titanic tussle

Ponting meets Pietersen in heavyweight battle for glory

With Australia's captain showing signs that his once impregnable guard is down, the tourists will need their talisman to land a knockout blow, says James Lawton

Outside Edge: If you're going to lie, lie big

Paul Burrows is officially the biggest liar in the world, having won the annual contest staged at the Bridge Inn in Eskdale, Cumbria, at his first attempt on Thursday. The Southender's tale of how the Cumbrians stole their mountains and lakes from his home county, leaving Essex the dull, flat expanse it is, triumphed over tall stories of muggings by synchronised swimmers and rabbits on quad bikes. Burrows works in advertising, which some feel should disqualify him on the grounds that he gets too much lying practice – lawyers and politicians are already barred from entering on the grounds that they are "professionals". In other news, Edge has always known that the golf commentator Peter Alliss was the world's biggest something, and has now discovered what it is: Alliss was the heaviest baby born in Europe in 1931, weighing in at 14lb 10oz when he arrived in 1931. Suggestions that after being delivered he recommended some alterations to the doctor's grip remain unconfirmed.

The Ashes: Classic quotes

The 2010/11 Ashes are nearly upon us as England look to retain the urn against Australia.

Aussies lack swagger but it's hard in Wagga Wagga

No 'whitewash' claims this time but it's notoriously difficult to win Down Under

Don't look now England, but Australia might have found the new McGrath

Peter George took his first Test wicket yesterday – Sachin Tendulkar on 214. Andrew Strauss beware

We can repeat Ashes whitewash, says Ponting

Having last been seen losing to Pakistan, Ricky Ponting has opened the phoney war ahead of the Ashes by declaring that his side are capable of a clean sweep in the five-Test series that begins in November.

Ponting predicts 5-0 Ashes victory for Australia

With paceman Glenn McGrath retired, it appears Ricky Ponting has taken on the role of making the bold prediction about Australia regaining the Ashes from England with a 5-0 series sweep.

Four reasons England have overtaken Australia

Last year's humiliation by the old enemy sparked a revolution in their approach to the one-day game

Boy from Bendemeer on road to stardom

There were only five pupils in Josh Hazlewood's school – now he's ready for step up in class against England

Steven Finn: 'I've had fun in this Test but there are guys who are ahead of me in the pecking order'

Steven Finn readily admits to being a "Bambi on ice" but England's newest, and gangliest, fast bowling star will not accept that he has done enough already to put his bottom on a seat when it comes to this winter's Ashes aeroplane to Australia.

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