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The first session of the First Test has often proved a pivotal passage of play in Ashes series Down Under. Even the first ball; Steve Harmison’s wide to second slip in 2006, or Michael Slater smashing Phil DeFreitas through cover point for four in 1994. It tends to “set the tone”, as the pundits like to say – and the tone in the Sky Sports commentary box these days is like a dressing-room banter free-for-all.

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One word kept cropping up in conversations that buzzed around the MCG at high noon yesterday. One word, that is, apart from abysmal, appalling and so on. The word was "back". Back to square one. Back in the old routine. Back to the dark ages. Back where they were when Gooch resigned.

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BOOK REVIEW / It was a bit of a jape, but don't tell the wife: 'My Autobiography' - Ian Botham; Collins Willow, 15.99 pounds

IAN BOTHAM - or Iron Bottom, as they say in India - was a cricketer of such outsized gifts that he could afford to burn them at both ends. He was also, less happily, what the commentators like to call, er, a big man in every sense, a larger-than-life character, bestrides the stage like a colossus, Mister 100 per cent, a giant among pygmies, etc. These cartoon cliches are a joke, naturally, but in a way the whole point of Botham's much- touted, pseudo-controversial autobiography is that it is the story of a man who refused to conform to the cartoon ideal of sporting excellence demanded by the modern media.

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Cricket: Healthy Crowe takes to flight

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Bowled over by a well stocked cellar: The former England cricketer Ian Botham tells Anthony Rose how John Arlott introduced him to the joys of wine

Not long ago, meat and drink to Ian Botham meant devouring the opposition with bat and ball. Today, his meat is red and his drink red, white or rose. That 'Beefy' has been bitten by the wine bug is apparent not just from the meticulously crafted stone bins, lined with wood and metal, in the cool stone cellar of his North Yorkshire home, but also from the breadth of his wine collection. Few can boast cellars with mature La Tache and Romanee-Conti from Burgundy or mature vintages of Australia's Wolf Blass Black Label and Grange Hermitage. The great all-rounder can.

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Reginald James Hayter, journalist, sports agency proprietor; born London 4 December 1913; married 1932 Lucy Gray (two sons, three daughters); died Northwood, Middlesex 13 March 1994.

Cricket: Reluctant tourist's nightmare journey: Glenn Moore in East London reports on how England A's opening batsman Mark Lathwell is learning to cope with failure after a dismal run

THERE was a moment towards the end of Sunday's play at Bloemfontein that summed up Mark Lathwell's fortunes on England A's South African tour. The chunky Somerset opener, never the most agile of fielders, was straining after an on-drive. As it approached the boundary he dived desperately, reached the ball - and slid over the rope with it.

A warped sense of humour took me right back in time

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We're happy to be the fat of the land

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How to make your life into a best-selling autobiography

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