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At the risk of straying into territory staked out by my more lurid male counterparts, I once saw a strip bar in Nashville with a neon sign outside advertising '99 Beautiful Girls! And One Ugly One'. They can get away with that kind of playful hucksterism down in the American South. Here, outraged punters would be demanding refunds and invoking the Trade Descriptions Act.

Charlie Austin converts from the spot to give QPR the win against Yeovil Town

Championship round-up: Late penalty keeps QPR top after nearest rivals Blackpool and Leicester end in stalemate

Elsewhere there was comprehensive win for Watford while Manchester United youngster Jesse Lingard score four goals on his debut after loan move to Birmingham

Millwall boss Steve Lomas

Steve Lomas 'satisfied' with Millwall victory over Charlton

Some fans had called for Lomas to be sacked before crucial win at The Valley

Scott McDonald in action for Millwall

Charlton 0 Millwall 1 match report: Scott McDonald striker gives Lions derby victory over Addicks

Scott McDonald's first Millwall goal fired Steve Lomas' side to a 1-0 victory over derby rivals Charlton.

The News Matrix: Saturday 21 September 2013

Police seek clues to Esme's movements

Five-minute memoir: Camilla Morton, John Galliano's right-hand woman, on life at the 'creative Camelot'

'Eyes wide as saucers, I watched Galliano, absorbing every detail'

Pregnant weightlifter training just two weeks before due date provokes controversy

Photos of a woman weight-lifting whilst eight and a half months pregnant have caused an online stir after images showing Lea-Ann Ellison training were uploaded onto the Cross Fit Gym Facebook page.

The Fried Chicken Shop

TV review - The Fried Chicken Shop (Channel 4) served up something surprisingly tender

The Fried Chicken Shop should really have been the worst kind of junk-food TV. Consider the concept on paper: a fly-on-the-wall camera crew pitch up for three weeks at a south London fried chicken takeaway to film the finger-lickin' goings-on of its (more often than not) loud, drunken patrons. Imagine the poetic symmetry if it were aired late on a Friday: drunk people eating a takeaway on their sofas after a night out, watching drunk people eating a takeaway in a takeaway shop after a night out.

Gareth Bale warned Real Madrid fans may count first impressions

Ian Rush warns Welshman, who is not fully fit ahead of debut

Restaurant review: Shoryu Ramen Soho, 3 Denman Street, London

'Hirata buns with tempura prawns resembled a McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish'

The Maracana stadium during the Confederations Cup final

2014 World Cup tickets go on sale...so how much will it cost you if England go all the way?

We take a look at how ticket prices and accommodation costs could soon escalate out of control

Robicquet is a man with alcohol in his veins

My life in food: Jean-Sebastien Robicquet, founder, CîROC vodka

'I eat everything with four legs - apart from tables'

Wenger was speaking ahead of his side's match against Manchester City in Helsinki

Arsenal and other contenders given hope by retirement of Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, says Martin Keown

The new season has been billed as one of the most unpredictable

Wenger has money to spend

Transfer news: Arsenal 'need to buy two or three players' warns Martin Keown as Luis Suarez deal falters

The Gunners must switch targets after the Liverpool striker accepts he will remain at Anfield

Manager David Moyes of Manchester United speaks to Assistant Manager Steve Round, Ryan Giggs and Coach Phil Neville

Ryan Giggs will be a successful coach 'without doubt' says former Manchester United youth team manager Eric Harrison

The midfielder has become a coach at Old Trafford under David Moyes

Old golden boy: Leigh Griffiths milks the applause for his second Wolves goal

Wolverhampton Wanderers 4 Gillingham 0 match report: Leigh Griffiths quick to lift the gloom over Molineux

Three and a half months can be a long, long time in football. On the final weekend of April, Molineux witnessed an angry pitch invasion after Wolves' last home fixture of the old Championship season brought a defeat by Burnley which all but confirmed their relegation. Players were jostled, a hole punched in the dugout and obscenities sung. If that was despair, yesterday hope raised its head once more in this corner of the Black Country.

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