The ad is utterly wonderful. We're at the cocktail party at the end of the world - an empty, pillared space painted mid-mauve with a blue ceiling. A latter-day Raquel Welch wearing a black Ultrabra under a power-dressing Eighties jacket, and a Sun Page Seven Fella-type in open shirt and stubble are eyeing each other up over the champagne flutes. Urban Contemporary backing track, lovely post-Dynasty feel, comprehensible in mud-huts everywhere.
In cuts a skinny-looking blonde with apparently comparable breasts, to both parties' irritation, and starts vamping Mr Wonderful. But she sneezes and Raquel extracts a magician's length of Andrex from her deflating front, grinning triumphantly. Hence the punchline: 'Knocks the stuffing out of other bras.' Meanwhile this gorgeous couple will be retiring elsewhere for congress of the kind suggested in the News of the World's new wife-swapping commercial, where bras are momentously unhooked.
This is how the concerns of shareholders, commercial lawyers and patent agents end up on the sexy small screen.
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