The Yacht, 7 Crane Street, London SE10 (081-858 0175), in Greenwich, is good. It's down a passageway along from the Cutty Sark. It's full of shippy stuff and Hooray Henries. However, there's a nice view of the river and they welcome children. There's a slope where they can run up and down. I always find a slope is useful for keeping them occupied.
The Cannes of the Atlantic is La Rochelle, near Bordeaux, in France, and a great restaurant there is the Three Sergeants. It's like a small version of a Kew Green house. They do a superb seafood platter - it's insane. You can eat for around pounds 25 including wine, and it's one of those places where you can take the kids in the day, or go for a romantic dinner.
The coollest place, though, that I know is my lounge (Eltham, SE9). There's this hoochy- coochy low lighting, all my favourite videos and the light show from the kitchen is spectacular. Also, I fancy one of the staff. She looks just like my wife. And, like the Garrick, they have special facilities upstairs for members.
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