And what's more . . .

Among the graffiti appearing on Rachel Whiteread's extraordinary House in London: 'Wot For?' She should worry - this is nothing to the stream of indignities visited upon Richard Serra's walk-in iron sculpture outside Liverpool St Station, used by some as a public convenience . . . Roy Hattersley will at last appear on (Friday's) Have I Got News For You - bookies are offering 3-1 on a third no-show . . . One Foot in the Grave returns for a fifth series - next Christmas . . .