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First Night: Last Night of the Poms, Albert Hall, London

(Rated 2/ 5 )

By Julian Hall

Dame Edna Everage at Last Night of the Poms

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Dame Edna Everage at Last Night of the Poms

Having shrunk dramatically from 13 tour dates to only five, one wonders if there was ever a likelihood that tonight could have been Barry Humphries' first and last night of the poms. Fortunately for British audiences they have not been completely denied opportunities to see Humphries, the celebrated 75-year-old Australian comedian. Unfortunately, the show he has reprised here will short-change fans of the real essence of his legendary comedy characters Sir Les Patterson and Dame Edna Everage.

Last Night of the Poms was staged in 1982, the last time that the lecherous and lascivious Sir Les Patterson, Australia's most errant diplomat, was teamed up with housewife superstar Dame Edna Everage in the UK. Meanwhile, Dame Edna's last live outing in the UK was 10 years ago and her most recent TV sighting was The Dame Edna Treatment in 2007, attesting to her comedic longevity.

Given the quality of Humphries' creations it is hard to fathom what possessed him to build on his iconic status by resurrecting this show where Sir Les, backed by the Royal Philharmonic Concert Orchestra, performs a parody of Peter and The Wolf called Peter and the Shark and Dame Edna performs a cantata history of Australia.

If these concepts sound duff on paper, that is because they are. The narration and lyrics of the compositions respectively held little by way of comic illustration. Dame Edna's cantata was so close to being a matter-of-fact, if cursory, description of Australian history that the evening took on the feeling of a hugely dull school trip.

It would be easy to forget the positives because of these fluff and nonsense set pieces but they were some in evidence. When Sir Les and Dame Edna were given their freedom at the start of their acts, they were as cheeky and fresh as ever. A dishevelled Sir Les continually sprayed the front row with spittle as he swigged from a whiskey glass and remarked of the poor weather outside: "dampness is not always a bad thing is it fellas?" Claiming to have been as "busy as a Baghdad bricklayer" this gaudy buffoon gave The Secret Policeman's Ball a run for its money when it came to subjecting the regal surrounds of the Albert Hall to filth and puerility. It was joyous to behold but so sadly short. Likewise Dame Edna's moment in the sun was merely enough to momentarily perk her beloved gladioli. Among her brief ribaldry she barracked the upper circle seats of the "Royal Alfred Hall" for housing former hedge fund managers, the "nouveau pauvre", who could once afford stalls seats.

At one point Dame Edna breaks her cantata to take a call from Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. From this ruse some belated Bush jokes were made when it turns out that Edna has been advising Michelle Obama and the First Lady confided in Edna what state she found the White House in when they took occupancy. Bush jokes may be considered old but mercifully they are not as old as the concept of The Last Night of the Poms, and they proved a welcome blast from the past by comparison.

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what a disapointment
[info]grannydrums wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 01:20 am (UTC)
Great music from the choir and orchestra, and our two favorite characters did not disappoint with the normal banter and social comment, but oh dear the rest was awful.Peter and the shark was a fun idea to start with, but soon became boring and the Australian Cantata was just embarasing. Out of respect of a great performer we did not leave early, but I secretly wished we could have joined the 20% of the audience heading towards the exit.
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Such a shame
[info]deardeidre wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 06:41 am (UTC)
We went expecting a night of comedy, but like most of the audience sat bemused as to why Barry turned the whole event into some sort of weird musical dirge. We were desperate to leave early but felt it would be plain rude ... though many in the audience didn't share our good manners (or cowardice) and just headed early for the exit. I ended up feeling sad for Barry - he tried to do something clever, funny and different, but it just wasn't what the audience wanted. Such a shame.
The last night of the Poms
[info]capthurricane wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 07:29 am (UTC)
I have followed Barry Humphries since I was a student and had been looking forward to this show for weeks. What a disaster! Apart from a few minutes of Sir Les and the Dame at the beginning of each half, we were subjected to some bloke reading from a script dressed as a clown and then dressed as a woman whilst screaching his head off.

I did sit out for the so called cantata and watched hoardes of people leave early.

The worst show it has been my misfortune to endure!
First Night: Last Night of the Poms, Albert Hall, London
[info]stuart2104 wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 08:14 am (UTC)
Having attended last night, I am shocked that Mr Hall has given 2 stars o this performance. This was a truly appaling evening! People were walking out within 10 minutes of the Dame Edna part of the act, at first I thought they should stick it out it surely was bound to improve, but the trickle gradually became a steady stream. After a while we too couldn't take it anymore and walked out, as we did we couldn't believe anyone was going to stay and watch this turgid rubbish. Avoid at all costs.
A Disaster of Epic Proportions
[info]madgeuk wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 04:08 pm (UTC)
I went last night with some enthusiasm, having seen Humphries in London over a decade ago and loved him to bits. This show is a shocker. Turgid, unfunny, didactic and banal; it was lacked any point. Sir Les and Dame Edna could have provided a great evening's entertainment, but the orchestral narratives were ploddingly dull and the musicians were merely sycophantic props to this tiresome vanity project. I'm proud to say that I had the balls to walk out.
[info]snorkshirepud wrote:
Wednesday, 16 September 2009 at 08:38 pm (UTC)
We estimate the cost of our evening for two including babysitting, pizza, parking, taxis, ice cream (obviously) water because it was so hot in there came to around £250.00.

Humphries is a genius entertainer and at 75 his all too short pieces of stand up where as good as ever BUT... sadly... the remaining 90 minutes were just awful.

When the orchestra started up I genuinly thought I could listen to this all night. I was very wrong. Whilst the music was played out very well, it became bland and was drowned out by Barry's wailing in Dame Ednaesque untuneful voice. The lyrics were not witty.

To give you an idea of how bad this was, the highlight of our evening was arriving home early (having walked out) to find that one of our labradors had pood and weed in the dining room!
Truly awful and sad to see
[info]richardjarman wrote:
Thursday, 24 September 2009 at 08:29 am (UTC)
This was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life. Doubly terrible because I love barry Humphreys - so much in fact that I forked out £150 so me and my two friends could see it. I was quite obvious early on that this was barry's squeeze-as-much-asyou-can-out-of-your-fans-for as-little-effort as possible tour.
Of course Les and Dame E were great. That's what me and 3000 others came to see. Instead we were given a kind of kareoke - the joke of which evaporated after 30 seconds but which barry subjected us to for about half an hour each. It was unfunny; it went on too long. I feel ripped off. It's no so much the £ it's those three hours. I'll never get them back. Everyone around us was tutting, yawning or just sitting looking like pre-stunned animals waiting for slaughter. Droves got up and left. We battled on through the dire Australia song. From protozoic matter to Kylie Minogue - just awful. When Barry took a breath and said 'and now for the second world war' the row in front of us got up en masse and left. We got up to Mel Gibson, I think it was. Barry is a very intelligent guy you'd think he'd know when it's time to quit. Sadly he chose to rip us off as his swansong.
Accurate but Late review
[info]yoda_cake_fan wrote:
Sunday, 27 September 2009 at 06:17 am (UTC)
This review would of been more useful made in August when I ordered my tickets, which would of been possible now I have learnt it is a 1982 old production. Its accurate as far as the first half of the show with Les and Peter the wolf. However I did not stay for the other half because it was so poor, where were the jokes, Patterson's 1996 video contains all the best material he presents here. The music was not to my taste and made up the majority of the show.
Come on Guys!
[info]robinsanders wrote:
Monday, 28 September 2009 at 01:27 pm (UTC)
The Last Night of the Poms is clearly a play on the 'Last Night of the Proms', a well-known musical occassion. As the name suggests, it was a predominately a musical event! The music is incredibly well written and very witty and it's a shame that it fell on deaf ears. I was truly disappointed in not only the sheer rudeness of people walking out but, from the comments below, the lack of intellectual comprehension regarding the main content of the show. Maybe you'd all be better off seated in front of the TV and being entertained by the Ninky Nonk from the Cbeebies channel!

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