Edinburgh Festival: Jeff Green

He's the bloke next door with the wicked sense of humour who chats happily about girls' bathrooms and boys' underpants as if he's known you - all 150 of you - all his life. 'You can heckle, you know,' he says at one point. I wouldn't dare if I was you, though; the little devil's just waiting to poke fun ('Why do they always put the miserable ones in the front?'). Assembly Rooms (venue 3), 54 George St (031-226 2428). 9pm.