Because frankly who wants to read them in size 8 font, here are some of this year's Oscars 2014 best film nominees as latte art portraits.
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Gravity, Wolf of Wall Street, American Hustle and Her were painstakingly recreating in coffee by barista artist (yes, that is a thing) Michael Breach, who posted the images on Instagram.
Sadly there were no such foam depictions for Dallas Buyers Club, Captain Phillips, 12 Years A Slave, Philomena and Nebraska however, which are also nominated in the category.
The 86th Academy Awards take place the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles tonight, with US chat show host Ellen DeGeneres in charge of proceedings.
Latte portraits of Oscars 2014 nominees
The lengthy list of award announcements will be broken up by musical performances from Pharrell Williams, John Legend, U2 and Idina Menzel.
Karen O and Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig are also expected to make a surprise performance, after being spotted rehearsing The Moon Song from Spike Jonze's Her.