Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 3D (12A)

Starring: Nicolas Cage

Second outing for the Marvel Comics psycho-biker Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage), whose deal with the devil means he has a fit of cackling and gurning before his head turns into a flame-wreathed skull and he zaps his enemies into ashes.

This essentially nicks the plot of T2: Judgement Day as Cage tries to protect a mother and son from the clutches of satanic Ciará* Hinds, channelling Robert Newton as Long John Silver.

It's flashily produced twaddle – Roger Corman could have done it better for the price of its sarnie budget.