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The Expendables 2 (15)


Or, "Night of the 1980s Living Dead". Hard to understand how they managed to fit this lot – Schwarzenegger, Willis, Lundgren, Jet Li, Chuck Norris et al – on the poster, let alone a full-length feature.

Sly Stallone and his band of ageing mercenaries are back for a second go-round, trading quips about their glory days as they stomp their way towards "justice" and leave industrial amounts of damage in their wake.

The only winners here are the stuntmen, presumably earning overtime for all the fill-ins they had to do.