Thomas Lynch, poet and undertaker
The Bang, the Whimper and the Boom (R4)
In maybe 10 years I'll be dead and under. They'll throw dirt on my face and go back and eat potato-salad.
Tony Campolo, Clinton's spiritual adviser
The Choice (R4)
When I'm with the President, I'm with a man who hurts, and I hurt with him.
I've come to look on the Booker with some geniality now; I won't hear a word said against any of the judges.
Billy Graham is the greatest evangelist this planet has ever known.
Cliff Richard Frost on Billy Graham (R2)
When I get to heaven, God might well send me to other planets to evangelise them.
How do we know that Mozart wasn't a coke-head? That's a good one.
Would you be influenced to take drugs, Mary, because Alice Cooper put half of Colombia up his nose?
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