Lyric Sheets
In a move to counter supermarket chains selling CDs and videos, Tower Records this week begins selling cut-price fruit and veg at its main London store.
Number One with a Bullace
They published and were damsoned
The Tower Records Charts
As straight in with a bullet
Came fruit and veg upstarts
The apples boasted Hardcore
And crashed the pip parade
The Stones were passed by Peach Boys
The swedes then outsold Suede
As pop fans went bananas
The music biz awoke
In album names like Go Mango
or worse, Sheer Artichoke
"To boost our circulation,"
said NME and Q,
"We interviewed a turnip."
The readers asked, "What's new?"
And only Neneh Cherry
Retained her cutting edge
By covering "Green Onions"
As pop went fruit and veg.
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