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Inspector Morse The dreary detective heads for the hills of Chinatishire and gets a crush on an opera singer. And it all takes, of course, a very very long time. Especially when it's the second time round. Sat 8.05pm ITV

Dead Ringers This had the credentials, as a Cronenberg film, to be dead creepy. Instead it's just a film about dead creeps. Sun 10.40pm BBC2

That's Showbusiness! Mike Smith and his dancing hair-gel with two teams of luvvies competing to show what outgoing good sports they are. Mon 7pm BBC1

Hi-de-Hi! A prime time repeat for the holiday camp series from 1981? It must be Summer scheduling! Roll on the drunks, bossy redcoats and double entendres. Tue 8.30pm BBC1