DVD: Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates, (2 Entertain)

Everyone’s favourite faux hardman puts on his poshest voice as he seeks out pirates of the high seas. Yaaarrr! No, not that type of pirate, but the ones who carry rocket-propelled grenade launchers and AK-47s. Kemp joins an HMS crew hunting the blackguards, and meets both pirates and their victims. What emerges is a fascinating reality of terrible poverty, big bad bosses and even worse fashion decisions. (Ross, dear, why are you still wearing sunglasses on your head in a rainstorm?)