Thankfully we've got sensible politicians like David Cameron who prefer to attack people for their choice of suit
The debate has become about which side will manage to be more horrible to immigrants – what an advert for humanity
It’s just strike, strike, strike with them: they had one 40 years ago; and now, before the dust has even settled, they’re having another
New tax rules should apply to all – even our favourite jewel thieves
It’s time the floods were privatised. Towns could bid each year to be one of the places drenched
If the Labour Leader had any decency he’d behave like a proper MP and go to a dinner with arms traders or offshore bankers
The biggest impact he has had is making other Republican candidates appear normal
David Cameron called on all his command of history, Etonian diplomacy and wit to call his opponents “terrorist sympathisers”
I recently heard a poignant tale of a family that pinned a poppy to the back of its Yorkshire Terrier, but it shook it off so they had it put down as a mark of respect
If there’s one thing he couldn’t stand, it was the poor whining on about being hungry
Then we’ll be in an ideal position to chat to them about the ways they kill all their innocent people
If Corbyn wants to be taken seriously, he really needs to sell planes and arrange deals on human rights with a King who beheads people
He didn’t give a job to Yvette Cooper, because she wouldn't take it. But if he really cared about feminism, he’d have said, “You’ll do whatever job I bloody well give you, love.”
Have we ever gushed so much over someone who has achieved so little?
How else would we know about his unholy asteroid alliance, or similarity to Mugabe?
We don't want to be deflated by tales like that of the war veteran whose benefits were stopped because he’d spent an afternoon selling poppies, after all