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How else would we know about his unholy asteroid alliance, or similarity to Mugabe?
We don't want to be deflated by tales like that of the war veteran whose benefits were stopped because he’d spent an afternoon selling poppies, after all
Having loads of young voters engage with your party must be terrifying
Perhaps his next venture will include buying Kit-Kats for 45p and selling them straight back to the man in the shop for 30p
In 2008, when they were under 14, they spent the entire economy on sherbet and Pokémon cards – and then had the nerve to blame it on the banks
The bankers understand it's time people faced up to reality and accepted that the people who did more than anyone to ruin the world economy were old women in rural Crete
When will they finally condemn their own people's extremist tendencies?
At least that's the story according to all the posh, right-wing historians
Or, if they ran local campaigns against the Bedroom Tax it would at least look as if it stood for something
To win an election against a hostile media, you need a social movement behind you
The anti-Miliband media campaign is just getting into its stride
Because Labour will be dependent on the SNP, they’ll probably give all our money away to Scotland, and replace the Premier League with curling
The fact that they ask the Prime Minister any questions at all is pretty suspect
The PM says he's done his best to ensure the debates take place, but all the other leaders keep getting in the way by agreeing to everything
Who would've thought that blaming our problems on immigration had any downsides?
Without second jobs, will the Tories now try to raise the minimum wage to £67,000?