POP / Lyric sheets: Relight my Briar

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Amidst parental concern about their new stage act, Take That are on a major tour of Britain. With Lulu as support . . .

Smiths restored the cred to Sandie

Pet Shop Boys found Dusty handy

Tammy took a trip to MuMu

Now Take That and partly, Lulu

Bearing bums and raising demons

With the former of Freemans

Partial recall may pursue you

Or your mum on hearing Lulu

My old abandon may suffuse you

'I'm a Tiger' may infuse you

But the tour would be a killer

If they went on tour with Cilla